My Adventure on trying to buy EQ at Costco..

[Hossenfeffer]

Nah, trip the kid, dump a bulk tub of jelly bellies on him, stand over him and whisper "Who's yer daddy?"

 

[MustangSVT]

that's odd.. in my local bestbuy they have whole bunch of them. both the original and the expansion one... try other local pc stores like that.

 

[yllus]

<< It is probably a good idea not to hit the kid.
Something's to consider:
Where you solo or in a group?
What does he con to you?
Is he a castor?
Will the store guards KOS if you attack the kid?
Will the merchants KOS if you attack him?
BTW..how the heck do merchants m&ecirc;l&eacute;e like they are level 55 monks?
What are the faction hits for killing the kid?
What is his spawn time?
Is he a triggered spawn?
What does he drop?
Has anyone on the server ever killed him before?
Is he part of a quest?
If he flees, how many and what level mobs will come after you?
Have you looked him up on Allakhazam's? >>



That was the funniest thing I've read in months. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[paruhd0x]

I'm sure I'll get a great laugh out of that once I know what he is talking about

 

[Aihyah]

why are you limited to costco?

 

[paruhd0x]

I didn't exactly have a ride to anywhere else