My 8 inch stick tastes bad**

[WinkOsmosis]

I bought this 8" stick of sugar cane expecting it to be sweet... I forgot that sugar cane ferments very quickly. Inexcusable since I grew up around this stuff 🙁.

If it wasn't so expensive ($1.99 for 8") I would use it to get drunk.

**edited for the full metamorpholization from the original topic to one that will get people to read this thread.

 

[amnesiac]

Is your stick smelly too? You gotta wash it, bro.

 

[Zim Hosein]

You shouldn't taste your own stick 😛

 

[nativesunshine]

ARe they those things that you bite off....in little chunks..chew em up a bit...and then spit out?


They're long...and have like...dark brownish skin that has to be peeled before you can start eating it?

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: nativesunshine
ARe they those things that you bite off....in little chunks..chew em up a bit...and then spit out?


They're long...and have like...dark brownish skin that has to be peeled before you can start eating it?

Yes. And sugar is made from sugar cane.

 

[biffbacon]

i try not to chew on my own stick, but the ladies tell me it tastes pretty good

 

[FishTankX]

Hmm, that's pretty expensive.

In china we can get like 3 8 inch sticks for like.. 50 cents.

 

[Ryan]

Umm, I grow my own 😕

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

so...many...bad joke...possibilities...brain...overloading...

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: FishTankX
Hmm, that's pretty expensive.

In china we can get like 3 8 inch sticks for like.. 50 cents.

In Trinidad we can get it for free! Just bring a machette to a cane field 🙂. But I live in Texas now.

 

[chiwawa626]

I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you maaagic
(What? What?) Maaagic
I got the magic stick

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis

Originally posted by: nativesunshine
ARe they those things that you bite off....in little chunks..chew em up a bit...and then spit out?


They're long...and have like...dark brownish skin that has to be peeled before you can start eating it?

Yes. And sugar is made from sugar cane.

Not all... some are made from other stuff like beets (infact i think most of the north american sugar comes from beets).

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis

Originally posted by: nativesunshine
ARe they those things that you bite off....in little chunks..chew em up a bit...and then spit out?


They're long...and have like...dark brownish skin that has to be peeled before you can start eating it?

Yes. And sugar is made from sugar cane.

Not all... some are made from other stuff like beets (infact i think most of the north american sugar comes from beets).

I know. I saw beets on Sesame Street when I was 5. They had some stupid song, "Sugar beet sugar beet sugar beet bee-eet"...

 

[Shivatron]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis

Originally posted by: FishTankX
Hmm, that's pretty expensive.

In china we can get like 3 8 inch sticks for like.. 50 cents.

In Trinidad we can get it for free! Just bring a machette to a cane field 🙂. But I live in Texas now.

Nice, you're from Trinidad, eh? My mom's from Trinidad (Port of Spain, IIRC).

 

[FishTankX]

If it ferments quickly, has anyone used it to make beer yet?

 

[pyonir]

what a load of crap...i'm sure it is only a 4 inch stick.

 

[WarCon]

You make Rum from sugar cane 😀

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: Atticu5

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis

Originally posted by: FishTankX
Hmm, that's pretty expensive.

In china we can get like 3 8 inch sticks for like.. 50 cents.

In Trinidad we can get it for free! Just bring a machette to a cane field 🙂. But I live in Texas now.

Nice, you're from Trinidad, eh? My mom's from Trinidad (Port of Spain, IIRC).

Amazing. I know or meet alot of people who say they know someone from Trinidad, but then again I live in Texas. Texas = oil, Trinidad = oil.

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis

Originally posted by: FishTankX
Hmm, that's pretty expensive.

In china we can get like 3 8 inch sticks for like.. 50 cents.

In Trinidad we can get it for free! Just bring a machette to a cane field 🙂. But I live in Texas now.

you are trini to de bone 😉

 

[her209]

All the women that have tasted my sugar cane stick say "It tastes great!".

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: her209
All the women that have tasted my sugar cane stick say "It tastes great!".

Then they say, "A little small though"

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: her209
All the women that have tasted my sugar cane stick say "It tastes great!".

Then they say, "A little small though"

LOL, no. You sound bitter; looks like you got the short end of "the stick". 😀

 

[pyonir]

hahahahaa...

touche...😀

 

[Dari]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626

I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you maaagic
(What? What?) Maaagic
I got the magic stick

lol

 

[AnyMal]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis

Originally posted by: FishTankX
Hmm, that's pretty expensive.

In china we can get like 3 8 inch sticks for like.. 50 cents.

In Trinidad we can get it for free! Just bring a machette to a cane field 🙂. But I live in Texas now.

Heh, in Soviet Russian sugar canes you! 😉