My 5:30am convo with my half asleep gf

[Acanthus]

so im bored and its early and after a morning shower when i go back in my room jodi wakes up and says...

her: "youre like a sandwich freak"

me: "what?"

her: " youre like a roll freak!"

me: "whatre you talking about?"

her: "youre always about the sandwiches"

(i dont even have any food)

and i go: "you must still be asleep, talk to me later hun"

her: "no, you always take a shower for the same people, thats what im getting at"

me: "who? what the hell are you talking about?"

her: "i dont know, why did you take another shower today?"

me: "i felt like it"

her: "thats what im getting at"

and i go "this is hilarious im gonna go write it down"

and she goes "NO DONT I KNOW WHAT IM FVCKIN SAYING"

and that was the 5:30am adventure

Edit: spelling

for the AT Picture Patrol

 

[Ryan]

mmmm - grilled cheese sandwiches!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Don't you have to include pics of your sleeping g/f to avoid the ban stick?? WTF?

 

[dug777]

yeah i get that sometimes, i even posted one here a while back too

 

[Acanthus]

Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
Don't you have to include pics of your sleeping g/f to avoid the ban stick?? WTF?

meh, ill add them later.

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Originally posted by: dug777
yeah i get that sometimes, i even posted one here a while back too

My wife gets a kick out of me pimping her out on the forums. She goes through and reads the posts. Its funny.

 

[kirkaptain]

Originally posted by: Acanthus

her: "youre always about the sandwiches"

A thinly-veiled allusion to a menage-a-trois, methinks.

 

[Kadarin]

Ah, you're one of those evil morning people. I haven't gone to bed yet from yesterday, and won't for hours.

 

[Acanthus]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Ah, you're one of those evil morning people. I haven't gone to bed yet from yesterday, and won't for hours.

hah i havent gone to bed yet either

You misunderstand Astarothsan.

 

[SophalotJack]

rofl, man....

it would be awesome if your gf was just funny by nature...

but I think this is gonna end up badly.

she most likely feels guilty about something and is losing sleep over it, thus her reaction to it is random lashing at you over trivial things.

I say bang her as much as you can until you part ways.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
rofl, man....

it would be awesome if your gf was just funny by nature...

but I think this is gonna end up badly.

she most likely feels guilty about something and is losing sleep over it, thus her reaction to it is random lashing at you over trivial things.

I say bang her as much as you can until you part ways.

what crawled up your ass and died?

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
rofl, man....

it would be awesome if your gf was just funny by nature...

but I think this is gonna end up badly.

she most likely feels guilty about something and is losing sleep over it, thus her reaction to it is random lashing at you over trivial things.

I say bang her as much as you can until you part ways.

I'll help you figure this one out buddy. See, if he stays with her, then he gets to "bang her" for even longer. See how that works? *looks a nick*. Need to step away from the internet porn for a bit Master Bater...

 

[l Xes l]

lol... pics!

 

[edmundoab]

now thats one hell of an adventure.

 

[Carbo]

Shens. There is no girl. There is only virginity.

 

[Acanthus]

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
rofl, man....

it would be awesome if your gf was just funny by nature...

but I think this is gonna end up badly.

she most likely feels guilty about something and is losing sleep over it, thus her reaction to it is random lashing at you over trivial things.

I say bang her as much as you can until you part ways.

Just to put it in context, she was "sleep talking" and had no idea what she was saying, she just woke up and read this thread and got a good laugh out of it

 

[SophalotJack]

nobody thinks what I say is funny...... for now.

I suggest you record these half-waken rants by your GF and post it.

 

[kurt454]

Cute girl. Even if she is insane.

 

[otispunkmeyer]

awesome, and very pretty, reminds me of one of my good friends.

 

[SophalotJack]

Originally posted by: otispunkmeyer
awesome, and very pretty, reminds me of one of my good friends.

OP is secretly owning your friend's nether regions.

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

That's an awesome picture. She looks very.. genuine. I think that is the word I'm looking for. Very cool.

 

[l Xes l]

yea.. she's cute... now we need the picture of the rest of her!

 

[BMdoobieW]

what's jodi doing in your room?!?!

 

[SokaMoka]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
rofl, man....

it would be awesome if your gf was just funny by nature...

but I think this is gonna end up badly.

she most likely feels guilty about something and is losing sleep over it, thus her reaction to it is random lashing at you over trivial things.

I say bang her as much as you can until you part ways.

what crawled up your ass and died?

A crab ? Cheers fsckface :beer:

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
rofl, man....

it would be awesome if your gf was just funny by nature...

but I think this is gonna end up badly.

she most likely feels guilty about something and is losing sleep over it, thus her reaction to it is random lashing at you over trivial things.

I say bang her as much as you can until you part ways.

what crawled up your ass and died?

Phooh?