my 11 year old son is starting to speak "leet" language

[Fistandantilis]

So as I am sitting here at my computer after a long days work, I asked my 11 year old son how his day at school went.
He started to describe this paper meche crawfish that he made in art class and I asked him if he was satisfied with his work that he put into this little project and he says to me;
Day, my crawfish pawns all the other ones that the other kids made.
I laughed my ass off... he is growing into such a great little nerd, and he makes me sooo proud!

 

[CrazyLazy]

He better have not pronounced pwns like you spelled it. Then he is just a poser nerd.

 

[clamum]

"Pawns"? Fail!

 

[thecrecarc]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
He better have not pronounced pwns like you spelled it. Then he is just a poser nerd.

Indeed. Epic fail!

 

[keird]

That's an appropriate age for Douglas Adams, though.

 

[joesmoke]

another 11 year old, pawned by the intartubes...

 

[sandorski]

one three three seven exclamationpointexclamationpointexclamationpointexclamationpointoneoneoneexclamationpoint

 

[Atomic Playboy]

My nephew has started talking 1337. It's ridiculous. The best part is that his dad now does it too just to make fun of his son. Apparently my nephew let his dad play on his WoW account for a bit, his dad PVPed someone and won, and then typed "Pwned n00b" and started dancing. Apparently 1337 language is turning my whole family retarded.

 

[l0cke]

Here's a tip: the P is really a trap for looser nerds. All real nerds just say own.

 

[pstylesss]

It's pronounced "pones". If your son is going to grow up to be a loser, at least don't let him fail at failure.

EDIT: Misspelled "your"

 

[pstylesss]

Originally posted by: l0cke
Here's a tip: the P is really a trap for looser nerds. All real nerds just say own.

This. But if he pronounces the "p" it is "pones". He is not talking about a crustacean.

 

[OdiN]

I would smack him upside the head if he said that.

 

[uhohs]

in this case, "prawns/prawned" might've been a little lul.

 

[Ballatician]

Originally posted by: uhohs
in this case, "prawns" might've been a little lul.

hahaha yes, I was going to type this.

my crawfish prawns all the other ones...

punny and leet

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: l0cke
Here's a tip: the P is really a trap for looser nerds. All real nerds just say own.

Originally posted by: ZeroIQ
It's pronounced "pones". If you're son is going to grow up to be a loser, at least don't let him fail at failure.

Moar fale.

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Originally posted by: l0cke
Here's a tip: the P is really a trap for looser nerds. All real nerds just say own.

And they know how to spell "loser" as well

 

[pstylesss]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: l0cke
Here's a tip: the P is really a trap for looser nerds. All real nerds just say own.

Originally posted by: ZeroIQ
It's pronounced "pones". If you're son is going to grow up to be a loser, at least don't let him fail at failure.

Moar fale.

I'm sure l0cke's was on purpose. I'm just an idiot... I never screw that up dagnabit.

 

[sactoking]

Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer

Originally posted by: l0cke
Here's a tip: the P is really a trap for looser nerds. All real nerds just say own.

And they know how to spell "loser" as well

Maybe he meant nerd girls of questionable purity?

 

[Baked]

I hope you got a vasectomy after you shot your leet kid into your wife's vagina.

 

[Lamont Burns]

lulz to be had in this thread.

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: Fistandantilis
So as I am sitting here at my computer after a long days work, I asked my 11 year old son how his day at school went.
He started to describe this paper meche crawfish that he made in art class and I asked him if he was satisfied with his work that he put into this little project and he says to me;
Day, my crawfish pawns all the other ones that the other kids made.
I laughed my ass off... he is growing into such a great little nerd, and he makes me sooo proud!

can we say:

All aboard the Failboat?
Choo choo...

 

[uhohs]

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: Fistandantilis
So as I am sitting here at my computer after a long days work, I asked my 11 year old son how his day at school went.
He started to describe this paper meche crawfish that he made in art class and I asked him if he was satisfied with his work that he put into this little project and he says to me;
Day, my crawfish pawns all the other ones that the other kids made.
I laughed my ass off... he is growing into such a great little nerd, and he makes me sooo proud!

can we say:

All aboard the Failboat?
Choo choo...

indeed.

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: uhohs

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: Fistandantilis
So as I am sitting here at my computer after a long days work, I asked my 11 year old son how his day at school went.
He started to describe this paper meche crawfish that he made in art class and I asked him if he was satisfied with his work that he put into this little project and he says to me;
Day, my crawfish pawns all the other ones that the other kids made.
I laughed my ass off... he is growing into such a great little nerd, and he makes me sooo proud!

can we say:

All aboard the Failboat?
Choo choo...

indeed.

oh the ironing. it's delicious

 

[Kirby]

Vanquish that language with beatings.

 

[olds]

I love it when a thread back fires.