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MXC quotes?

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Of all the quote pages/threads that I've seen, there hasn't been an MXC quote thread. Let me start it off:

Kenny: So let me get this straight, you put the caulk in the crack but it's home improvement and not porn?
Vic: And some times you have to work it in with your hands.

 
"He learned that position in prison"


(nice thread btw. I love that show)

edit: not to go too much off topic, but my favorite elimation was the one where they launched soccer balls into the air. These things were really high and had a lot of speed by the time they reached the ground. One chick took a soccer ball square in the face. I couldn't believe that they showed her crying afterwards.
 
Most Extreme Challenge. It's an imported Japanese gameshow on TNN. It has people doing funny obstacle courses and such.

Kenny: "Here's Martha, she's a lesbian cook"

Vic: "That's funny, I thought lesbians ate out."

(is that okay to post, or should I delete it?)
 
"Most Extreme Elimination Challenge". Basically they take the Japanese game show "Takashi's Castle", put MST3K style dubbing to it. And focus on people hurting themselves.

My favorite is the one where they have to swing onto a floating platform, because a few people will just sprawl to hit it and smear themselves like cheese on a cracker.
 
Captain Tenneal: How many of you think addiction is an illness?
*contestants cheer*
Captain Tenneal: Addicts are worthless scum who are bringing this country down.



Captain Tenneal: Lets hear it for all the contestants that didn't make it and are now part of our new parking lot!
 
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