must be a tough job being a mall santa

[hpkeeper]

You know... I have sympathy for some of these mall santas... for instance.. you know the routine:

Hot girl walks up to santa and sits on his lap....

Mall Santa: "And you young lady... what would you like for christmas this year" *Mall santa Crosses fingers*

(I'll let you go from there....)

 

[thelanx]

heh heh

 

Hot girls sit on Santa's lap? I've never seen that... I think it's for little boys and gir........

Wait a second...

You sick and twisted perv!!!

 

[hpkeeper]

yeah... if it where my luck and I was one of those mall santas.... the Girl is probably a techy and says "a Hard drive"

 

[NFS4]

Mall Santa: "And you young lady... what would you like for christmas this year" *Mall santa Crosses fingers*

Hot Girl: "Definitely NOT whatever is poking me in my lower back!"

 

[hpkeeper]

Hey common bobtist... are you saying that these Mall santas don't have a tough job... No, I'm not a pedefile... me being 17, some of my girlfriends and I and some of my friends have acctually gone to the claus man and sat on his lap, having him ask us what we wanted.. never acctually got a picture taken with him though.

 

[hpkeeper]

I hope this doesn't get locked... I'm kinda playing with fire with this thread

(MODS, please feel free to use this as my sympathy plee... I know I may be doing wrong with the posting of this thread)

 

[Czar]

stupid me, I read it as "must be a tough job being a small santa"

 

[Pyro]

I smell a lawsuit.

Hot Girl vs. Sexual Harrasement Santa (reminds me of sexual harassment panda from south park...lol )

 

[Yeeny]

Hey, I sat on Santa's lap a couple of years ago, and the friggin perv would not let go of me! He kept telling me Santa had a surprise package for me, until I threatened to scream for the cops. Why do I get all the winners?

 

[hpkeeper]

Well Czar the thread title would apply your way... or as it is right now... either way it would be a tough job

 

Poor GF...

Sometimes she wishes she wasn't such a hottie

 

[hpkeeper]

Hey GF If I remember right... you are in your late 20's aren't you? and you still sit on santa's lap in the mall????

 

[Yeeny]

HpKeeper: I don't know, I was bored and feeling silly, and he was there. I never act my age if A) my kids are not around and B) if the situation does not require me too. It's my defense against growing old before my time.

Bobtist: I don't flatter myself that much, I think more along the lines of I wish there were not so many desperate men in the world who would hump a womans leg if we let them...

 

[Pyro]

well, if more hot grrls would let us hump their legs, there wouldnt be so many desperate men

hahaha

 

[Zedfu]

Pyro, it's a cycle of dependency!

 

[snut]

wow that would own

 

[hpkeeper]

hehe