Must be a "slow news day"

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As I am listening to the radio at a reasonable volume, during a commercial break they have an ad for the local Fox News channel. It goes like this

*start sad music you hear at a funeral*
K9 cancer, 1/4 dogs will die from it
*dog wimper*
Goldens, Bassets, Pugs find out which breed is most likely to get cancer. Find out where your 4 legged friend is on the list tonight @ 11.
*dog yelp*
 

BoomerD

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Faux has to distract their sheeple from the fact that the Democrats scored HUGE wins last week...

"Hey, did you know that a blonde girl is STILL missing in Aruba?"
 

dougp

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Originally posted by: SirStev0
I hate local news teaser broadcasts. They drive me insane.

Yah, and it's typically a spot that takes like a minute at the end of the broadcast.

Oh, and Boomer, take your political agenda to the P&N forum.
 

BoomerD

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Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug
Originally posted by: SirStev0
I hate local news teaser broadcasts. They drive me insane.

Yah, and it's typically a spot that takes like a minute at the end of the broadcast.

Oh, and Boomer, take your political agenda to the P&N forum.

<insert best Jaqmes Earl Jones voice>

This is P&N.
 

TehMac

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Originally posted by: BoomerD
Faux has to distract their sheeple from the fact that the Democrats scored HUGE wins last week...

"Hey, did you know that a blonde girl is STILL missing in Aruba?"

For someone I respected alot (I know it means nothing) you're well on your way to making yourself out to be a complete douchebag. What you said is so retarded and so incorrect, you need to either shape up or just get back to P&N.
 

BoomerD

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Originally posted by: TehMac
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Faux has to distract their sheeple from the fact that the Democrats scored HUGE wins last week...

"Hey, did you know that a blonde girl is STILL missing in Aruba?"

For someone I respected alot (I know it means nothing) you're well on your way to making yourself out to be a complete douchebag. What you said is so retarded and so incorrect, you need to either shape up or just get back to P&N.

Gee Mac, I'm crushed...but you HAVE to realize...you can't bring FAUX up in a thread without bringing political agendas into the discussion. FAUX, especially FAUX NEWS, is nothing except a political agenda. Virtually all their stories either have a strong Republican slant to them, or, as I mentioned, are designed to distract the sheeple from what's really going on...

"Fair and Balanced" only means "Fair and Balanced" as long as you believe what they want you to believe...unlike the "mainstream "Gotcha" media" that leads you along with a strongly liberal slant...
 

thepd7

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Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: TehMac
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Faux has to distract their sheeple from the fact that the Democrats scored HUGE wins last week...

"Hey, did you know that a blonde girl is STILL missing in Aruba?"

For someone I respected alot (I know it means nothing) you're well on your way to making yourself out to be a complete douchebag. What you said is so retarded and so incorrect, you need to either shape up or just get back to P&N.

Gee Mac, I'm crushed...but you HAVE to realize...you can't bring FAUX up in a thread without bringing political agendas into the discussion. FAUX, especially FAUX NEWS, is nothing except a political agenda. Virtually all their stories either have a strong Republican slant to them, or, as I mentioned, are designed to distract the sheeple from what's really going on...

"Fair and Balanced" only means "Fair and Balanced" as long as you believe what they want you to believe...unlike the "mainstream "Gotcha" media" that leads you along with a strongly liberal slant...

So if you tell a Joke that mentions any president does that open the whole thread to P&N shit like you brought in here this time?

Seriously, this is OT, go to P&N with that crap.
 

TallBill

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Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: TehMac
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Faux has to distract their sheeple from the fact that the Democrats scored HUGE wins last week...

"Hey, did you know that a blonde girl is STILL missing in Aruba?"

For someone I respected alot (I know it means nothing) you're well on your way to making yourself out to be a complete douchebag. What you said is so retarded and so incorrect, you need to either shape up or just get back to P&N.

Gee Mac, I'm crushed...but you HAVE to realize...you can't bring FAUX up in a thread without bringing political agendas into the discussion. FAUX, especially FAUX NEWS, is nothing except a political agenda. Virtually all their stories either have a strong Republican slant to them, or, as I mentioned, are designed to distract the sheeple from what's really going on...

"Fair and Balanced" only means "Fair and Balanced" as long as you believe what they want you to believe...unlike the "mainstream "Gotcha" media" that leads you along with a strongly liberal slant...

Sorry, but the vote is unanimous, you've crossed the line.
 

BoomerD

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Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Wow, talk about scare tactics.

Edit: BoomerD, go smoke another j. Anyone who calls Fox "FAUX" is just annoying.

Sorry...I'm not a doper like many here...
 

thepd7

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Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Wow, talk about scare tactics.

Edit: BoomerD, go smoke another j. Anyone who calls Fox "FAUX" is just annoying.

Sorry...I'm not a doper like many here...

Just to note: CNN was all over the story about the girl from Aruba. So ultimate FAIL for you.