Muslim cleric "promised boys virgins for martyrdom"

[SherEPunjab]

In the name of Allah?


I don't think so.

Some of these Jihadi f*cks just wanna get laid.

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[bolido2000]

Unless they get wrapped in pig skin.

 

[Darein]

They are starting to dig in the bottom of the barrel for 'rewards' for this suicide bombers. Maybe these people are getting the idea that killing yourself to kill a few people isn't that great.

 

[wnied]

Ahhhhh...now the true reason for all this mayhem is slowly becoming apparent.

Mass execution due to sexual frustration.

I always suspected this...but I guess the proof lies in the pudding. Think about it. They load up on explosives, conceal their true intent, then when as close to the target as they can get they explode: sending pieces of themselves all over the place. If thats not human reenactment of the sexual process I dont know what is...:Q

~wnied~

 

[SherEPunjab]

What can we expect of Muslims at large when their clerics and mullah's are telling them this stuff?

 

[SherEPunjab]

I'd be horny and sexually deprived too if all our women were wrapped in sheets from head to toe!

Their idea of a stripper is probably a women that shoes her toes.

 

[rudder]

If they did not spend all their time listening to this crap and training to be suicide bombers, they may actually meet a virgin and find out they are better on earth than in martyrdom.

 

[SherEPunjab]

Originally posted by: rudder
If they did not spend all their time listening to this crap and training to be suicide bombers, they may actually meet a virgin and find out they are better on earth than in martyrdom.

Yeah, but in martyrdom they get SEVENTY-TWO. Not 71, 70, or even 69 , count 'em... 72!

 

[da loser]

so where do these virgins come from, i mean do girls start over in that department when they enter martydom, or is it because of the islamic faith that there are around 72 virgins per suicide bomber? also do you get 72 at one time, or is it spread out or do you get to choose? can you trade with other people? and what state and age are you in martydom, what if it's because everyone reverts to a form where you're not human but an essence, then everyone would technically be a virgin? what if say you do in fact get 72 virgins, what would you do in martydom all day? do you still have to sleep and eat?

i wonder if suicide bombers ask these questions and what the clerics say.

 

[QTArrhythmic]

72 virgins?
That's as ridiculous as saying that you need Jesus to go to some place called Heaven.