mundane experience for the bored masses

[HomeBrewerDude]

I was grabbing an early lunch and a beautiful woman came into the restaurant. I couldn't help but look, and impure thoughts proceeded. I'm faithfully married though, so really I wasn't trying to get her attention. However... she was quite stunning.

As I am leaving, I began fumbling with the newspaper, trying to put it back into the little paper holder with one hand b/c I had a cup of water in the other. Anyways, I couldn't master the intricacies of NYTIMES origami and apparently the woman took pity upon my uncordinated soul. Actually she was probably wanting to read the paper herself, but I informed her that it was two days old and she began systematically sorting and folding the stupid paper for me.

I didn't know what to say so I muttered a thanks and left. heh. Thats all there is.

 

[shuan24]

will kitties be dying tonight?

 

[darkswordsman17]

Haha.

Yeah, its surprising what affect women can have on you.

 

[shimsham]

ah yes. the couldve beens and shouldve beens.

 

[ahurtt]

My guess is you'll be having sex with her sometime soon. She won't be there . . .but that's irrelevant.

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude

I was grabbing an early lunch and a beautiful woman came into the restaurant. I couldn't help but look, and impure thoughts proceeded. I'm faithfully married though, so really I wasn't trying to get her attention. However... she was quite stunning.

As I am leaving, I began fumbling with the newspaper, trying to put it back into the little paper holder with one hand b/c I had a cup of water in the other. Anyways, I couldn't master the intricacies of NYTIMES origami and apparently the woman took pity upon my uncordinated soul. Actually she was probably wanting to read the paper herself, but I informed her that it was two days old and she began systematically sorting and folding the stupid paper for me.

I didn't know what to say so I muttered a thanks and left. heh. Thats all there is.

we are kindred spirits

 

[Mr N8]

Ha! I know how you feel. I think something similar happens to all guys at one time or another.

 

[FoBoT]

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: ahurtt
My guess is you'll be having sex with her sometime soon. She won't be there . . .but that's irrelevant.

Yup.

 

[SagaLore]

I bet your wife is going to get some great sex tonight.

 

[mitmot]

you didnt stay and talk to her?

oh wait i forgot this was ATOT