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HomeBrewerDude

HomeBrewerDude

Lifer

I was grabbing an early lunch and a beautiful woman came into the restaurant. I couldn't help but look, and impure thoughts proceeded. I'm faithfully married though, so really I wasn't trying to get her attention. However... she was quite stunning.

As I am leaving, I began fumbling with the newspaper, trying to put it back into the little paper holder with one hand b/c I had a cup of water in the other. Anyways, I couldn't master the intricacies of NYTIMES origami and apparently the woman took pity upon my uncordinated soul. Actually she was probably wanting to read the paper herself, but I informed her that it was two days old and she began systematically sorting and folding the stupid paper for me.

I didn't know what to say so I muttered a thanks and left. heh. Thats all there is.


 
My guess is you'll be having sex with her sometime soon. She won't be there . . .but that's irrelevant.
 
Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude

I was grabbing an early lunch and a beautiful woman came into the restaurant. I couldn't help but look, and impure thoughts proceeded. I'm faithfully married though, so really I wasn't trying to get her attention. However... she was quite stunning.

As I am leaving, I began fumbling with the newspaper, trying to put it back into the little paper holder with one hand b/c I had a cup of water in the other. Anyways, I couldn't master the intricacies of NYTIMES origami and apparently the woman took pity upon my uncordinated soul. Actually she was probably wanting to read the paper herself, but I informed her that it was two days old and she began systematically sorting and folding the stupid paper for me.

I didn't know what to say so I muttered a thanks and left. heh. Thats all there is.
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we are kindred spirits
 
Ha! I know how you feel. I think something similar happens to all guys at one time or another.
 
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