Multiverse thread: Suppose something goes wrong when the universe splits into....

[Braznor]

.....parallel timelines and your doppelganger twin from another timeline ends up with you in this same timeline instead of one of its own....

How would you deal with such a situation? Remember your dopplganger shares your same DNA, your same past, your same memories etc until the moment of split until about five seconds ago. The goddamn doppelganger is even wearing the same clothes as you are and has an identical copy of all things as at the moment of the universal split e.g. wallet, driver id, SS id, credit/debit cards, keys to the house and the car etc.

Remember since you and your doppelganger twin are almost the same identical person, you will have to share everything you have with him/her including wife/gf, assets and perhaps even your job? What will you do in such a case? Remember your doppelganger will remember the choice you made in this thread and will treat you the same as you will choose to say in this thread. So vote wisely.

 

[yinan]

Drugs are bad

 

[Homerboy]

If it's truly parallel universes, then wouldn't I end up as his doppelganger in his universe too? And we can't both be in two universes at the same time. So... impossible.

 

[master_shake_]

i'd kill him to take his power a la the one.

or i'd make him do all the piddle and crap i don't want to.

 

[thedarkwolf]

sexy

 

[Banana]

I'll kill him!

 

[Banana]

No - I will kill him first.

 

[madoka]

We'd share everything and take turns working. I would love to host dozens of my clones if I could. We would get so much done. And my additional costs would be pretty trivial, since I already have enough stuff to support several madokas, like multiple homes, 9 bedrooms, 20 laptops, 23 desktops, 15 iPads, 13 business suits, 5 cars, etc.

 

[Joepublic2]

If I have a threesome with myself and my girlfriend is it gay? She'd probably be game. Balls not touching and no eye contact with myself OFC.

 

[ViperXX]

I've asked a similar question to my wife. If her other universe self entered our universe would she let me have a threesome. She said no.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Drugs are bad

No, it sounds like OP has some of the good stuff. I'd like to share that stash.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Well, we'd just have to work it out somehow. Non-violently. (I'd have to dispose of a body. Causes all sorts of problems.)

Splitting workdays seems like it'd be nice. I'd have to buy another laptop though...

 

[Rakehellion]

Clone sex.

 

[Ruptga]

Clone sex.

 

[Childs]

If the split happened much earlier so there was more variation and I was in his universe, I might kill him and take his place if he made better choices. Or had a hot wife. Or still had his hair. Kinda feels like a Mirror Mirror situation and I'm the evil goatee version, which makes sense because the evil one always figures it out first.

But if confined to the scenario in the first post, probably just live as brothers.

 

[EliteRetard]

Could you guys imagine the world with two of me in it?

 

[disappoint]

Could you guys imagine the world with two of me in it?

Your frail attempts to frighten us have no teeth. We know you will both just waste your lives away online.

 

[DigDog]

Banana wins this thread.

 

[EliteRetard]

Your frail attempts to frighten us have no teeth. We know you will both just waste your lives away online.

You guys haven't realized that's just my cover story.
In fact you guys don't even realize when I'm gone for weeks at a time.
Of course that's all by design, I really am just that good.

With twice the man hours available... :twisted:

 

[EliteRetard]

Banana wins this thread.

:thumbsup:

I'll vote for that.

 

[IronWing]

I will use my light saber to cut off it's head. Then I will be a Jedi.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

I will use my light saber to cut off it's head. Then I will be a Jedi.

A real weapon might work better. While you're waving your plastic glowstick he'd just use a real sword to behead you while shouting 'There can be only one!'

 

[MongGrel]

I dated a hot little red head identical twin for awhile in my teens once.

Nancy decided to play around one day and have her sister Roxanne come onto me like she was her. I knew it wasn't but went along with it a 10 minutes.

One of the pitfalls of inexperience I didn't try to hit on both at once after that little episode.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I'd try to stay best buddies, as much as he can screw me over I can screw him over just as much, best to just stick together. Could have a lot of fun with that. Just take turns to go to work and stuff. Play tricks on people, update Facebook with picture of being half way around the world, then have the other half go visit them at home to say hi, in town. "WTF I thought you were in China?" "Oh I was like 15 minutes ago, hey check out my new bike!"

 

[Fenixgoon]

i'd kill him to take his power a la the one.

or i'd make him do all the piddle and crap i don't want to.

just make sure you're not playing by timecop rules. that owuld have a bad ending for you!