Mullet Haiku

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Title says it all... Here is mine.

Old car with T-top
Feathered locks unchanged with time
Skynard forever

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Nascar on TV
Seventies style without fade
Signed pic of Earnhardt

 

[b0mbrman]

Ha ha...give me a second

 

[SWScorch]

<< Title says it all... Here is mine.

Old car with T-top
Feathered locks unchanged with time
Skynard forever

>>



You best not be mocking Lynard Skynard :|



If I knew exactly what entailed something being a haiku I'd attempt to compose one myself.

 

[Ornery]

• Rice Stomping V8
  Trouncing Pussy Type R Boy
  Mullet Man OwNZ jU!

 

[SinNisTeR]

i got 5 that Ornery is a mulletino.

 

[Ornery]

That makes me $5.00 richer! Never had a mullet in all my 45 years!

 

[SinNisTeR]

at least a red neck then.

 

[deftron]

Budweiser in hand
Plastic Comb in back pocket
Jeans suffocate balls

 

[Eli]

What exactly is a mullet? lol

 

[deftron]

<< What exactly is a mullet? lol >>




Business up front...

Party in the back

 

[SinNisTeR]

<<

<< What exactly is a mullet? lol >>




Business up front...

Party in the back >>



LFMAO!! that was good

 

[Ornery]

"...at least a red neck then."

Hmmm, I smoked pot three times a day for about 25 of those years. I'd like to see all victimless crimes like prostitution, gambling and marijuana legalized... strike two!

 

[SinNisTeR]

your a hippie!

 

[Ornery]

Um, if that's what Jane Fonda is, then YOU'RE OUT!

 

[deftron]

Give him a break..

I drive a Firebird
I drink Pabst Blue Ribbon (sometimes)
I like Lynyrd Skynyrd


I'm not a redneck...

 

[Ornery]

Like Neil Young, Lynyrd Skynyrd wrote some great tunes, but their politics are SUCK!

 

[Vadatajs]

short on top, long back
revving my t-top trans am
I wear wife-beaters

I'll have another porter and try again later

 

[deftron]

My car is on blocks
My girlfriend is on crystal
My house is on wheels

 

[Vadatajs]

<< My car is on blocks
My girlfriend is on crystal
My house is on wheels >>



ROTFLMAO!

 

[calbear2000]

Don't worry, I'm not the author!


Shampoo stings my eyes,
I will never feel that twice:
slick hair smells like gas.

O! SQUIRREL brother,
Your tail, my hair. We are one.
Yet I must eat you.

I liked that foreign
legion movie so much, I
grew me one them hats.

Brown edged tank top sticks
to my white clumpy armpits
Somehow I get laid.

Flowing down the back
helps to keep mind closed, hate
released by short top

My hair is slammin
like Stone Cold. Can I get a Hell
yeah? Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

This super cool hair
and a bucket of chicken:
What more could I want?

my slick snakeskin boots
my silk shirt with rooster prints
always colored jeans

Lynnrd Skynnrd didn't
win no spelling bees. Who cares?
They rock the trailer.

Razor set to one.
Do front and sides and then stop
Reaffirm my style.

Metallica is
for first graders. Nothing rocks
harder than Winger.

Dogs urinate where
they so choose. And so do I.
Red and blue lights flash.

Teen runaway, I
hate my dad. Yet I am one.
Fly, thunderbird, fly.

Ponytails are for wimps.
But if you let that hair loose,
you are my brother.

New white tank top tucks
neatly into tight black jeans:
redneck romeo.

Short like your schooling.
Long like your prison sentence.
The penal haircut.

Bald on the top and
long on the back. Behold my
glorious skullet.

My mullet and me
like to climb up a tree. We're
the best friends that could be.

Dad likes my mullet.
The nurse calls it a critter
carpet. My head breeds.

One day I will dip
and race cars. Until then I
ride my bike, chew gum.

With long hair in place
how else can I rebel? Hand
me the bong uncle.

Under the Christmas
tree: tight black jeans and a comb.
I've been extra good!

Short for dad. Long for
the daughter mom always wanted.
Everyone's happy.

 

[Ornery]

• LOL @ deftron's

That's funny sh!t too, calbear!
This one kills me:

• Bald on the top and
  long on the back. Behold my
  glorious skullet.

LMFAO! [/list]

 

[Theslowone]

Ahh stereotypes
Of Rednecks, so close, yet so
far off biatches

 

[TuffGirl]

Contribution from my haiku-master friend...

• Ah' luv th' moonshine
  Ah' hav' five rusted cars heaped,
  Sca'tered on mah lawn.
  
  -----------------------------------------------
  
  The hair says it all:
  I love wrestlin', NASCAR, dogs
  Moonshine, and shotguns.
  
  -----------------------------------------------
  
  Otacon, it's Snake.
  To prepare for the sequel
  I grew my hair out.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

LOL this is hilarious!



<<If I knew exactly what entailed something being a haiku I'd attempt to compose one myself. >>

Traditional Japanese Haiku is a poem composed of the following stucture of lines....

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

In the English language there are several other ways to write them, but this is the most common.


Another...

Scratchin' my belly
With a cold beer in my hand
Whar's my dinner b!tch