Mudderfarkin online job apps...

[Corporate Thug]

...that make you enter desired salary and won't let you proceed until you enter a numeric value.

Thank you for your efforts to box me in.

 

[Sonikku]

If your supervisor irritates you, will you physically assault him?
AGREE - DISAGREE

Will you stab your supervisor in the face if you are irritated by him?
AGREE - DISAGREE

If your boss gives you constructive feedback that you don't like, will you go on a murderous rampage?
AGREE - DISAGREE

There are no right or wrong answers. Save for the answers that obviously rate you as a psychopath and remove you from consideration from the job. Do not spend too long thinking of the "correct" answer, your first murderous impulse is likely the correct one.

 

[Crono]

Here, post your carefully formatted résumé into this tiny text box.

 

[child of wonder]

Just enter negotiable if it will take text, 0 if it won't.

 

[IronWing]

Here, post your carefully formatted résumé into this tiny text box.

This is a positive IMHO. Gets people to stop worrying about formatting and may, just maybe, focusing on content.

 

[Udgnim]

Here, post your carefully formatted résumé into this tiny text box.

I like how laughably small the text boxes are although I just copy and paste a text resume in

still need to double check though since spacing/formatting still gets screwed up sometimes

 

[amish]

Here, post your carefully formatted résumé into this tiny text box.

thank you for pasting your resume in the previous text box. now, please complete this questionnaire reiterating everything listed in your resume.

 

[Brainonska511]

There are no right or wrong answers. Save for the answers that obviously rate you as a psychopath and remove you from consideration from the job.

You mean, they remove you from consideration for that job and instead put you in the running for upper management. They need more psychopaths running these companies.

 

[silverpig]

I like how laughably small the text boxes are although I just copy and paste a text resume in

still need to double check though since spacing/formatting still gets screwed up sometimes

I think that's so it's in text format for a computer to read. No human would read the text in there.