MTV to buy Guitar Hero Maker

jtusa

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Once my destruction of Sony, EA, and MySpace is complete, I plan on eliminating MTV.
 

Kenazo

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Sep 15, 2000
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Guitar hero is awesome. Teaches a whole generation of kids to think they know how to play Guitar!
 

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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What's MTV going to do- change the guitar into a hip-hop machine that allows you to unlock your Hummer and impresses Paris Hilton?

I'm suprised MTV would be interested in anything that has to do with music anymore. They pretty much just turned into an award show/fashion magazine/skany woman channel.
 

microAmp

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Jul 5, 2000
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:music:
Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair
Flame up the herb
Woof down the beer
[click!]
Hi
I'm your video DJ
I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes
I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go

My job is to help destroy
What's left of your imagination
By feeding you endless doses
Of sugar-coated mindless garbage

So don't create
Be sedate
Be a vegetable at home
And thwack on that dial
If we have our way even you will believe
This is the future of rock and roll

How far will you go
How low will you stoop
To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill

You've turned rock and roll rebellion
Into Pat Boone sedation
Making sure nothing's left to the imagination

M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the air
Get off the air

See the latest rejects from the muppet show
Wag their tits and their dicks
As they lip-synch on screen
There's something I don't like
About a band who always smiles
Another tax write-off
For some schmuck who doesn't care

M.T.V. Get off the air
And so it was
Our beloved corporate gods
Claimed they created rock video
Allowing it to sink as low in one year
As commercial TV has in 25
"It's the new frontier," they say
It's wide open, anything can happen
But you've got a lot of nerve
To call yourself a pioneer
When you're too god-damn conservative
To take real chances.

Tin-eared
Graph-paper brained accountants
Instead of music fans
Call all the shots at giant record companies now

The lowest common denominator rules
Forget honesty
Forget creativity
The dumbest buy the mostest
That's the name of the game

But sales are slumping
And no one will say why
Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?

M.T.V.-Get off the air!
NOW
:music:
 

biggestmuff

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Mar 20, 2001
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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: jtusa
Once my destruction of Sony, EA, and MySpace is complete, I plan on eliminating MTV.

You need to get a move on, bub.


Said the guy with over twenty thousand posts! Bwa-ha! :roll::laugh: