MSN's "10 things every single girl must own" by Amy Spencer

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3. An Eminem CD
What's one of the first places a guy peruses when he walks into a woman's home? Her music collection. Good for you if you have an extensive one. But if all he sees is a stack of girl bands (say, the Indigo Girls, the Go-Go's, Joni Mitchell and the Bridget Jones' Diary soundtrack), he's going to panic. Balance out your collection with one CD, any CD, by Eminem and you have no idea how relieved he'll be. It shows you have an open mind and aren't easily offended?and that's music to any man's ears.

dude, I don't care, just be yourself; what happen if I happen to be a diehard M&M fan and ask, "I like Eminem Show more than Encore, don't you agree?"

5. A six-pack of good bottled beer
A prepared single girl is ready to host and toast at any time. If you want to make a guy-guest feel at home and your girlfriends feel special, skip the mass-produced swill and go for microbrews like the exotically-named Smuttynose Shoals Pale Ale from Portsmouth, New Hampshire or the grandfather of microbrews, Sam Adams Boston Lager.
women don't like beer, it's a fact. don't pretend.



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Guy version!!!
oh noes! we are teh doomed!
 

Qwest

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i know a lot of girls that stock beer just in case some dudes come over.

the music thing is kinda lame though.
 

GagHalfrunt

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Originally posted by: andylawcc

5. A six-pack of good bottled beer
A prepared single girl is ready to host and toast at any time. If you want to make a guy-guest feel at home and your girlfriends feel special, skip the mass-produced swill and go for microbrews like the exotically-named Smuttynose Shoals Pale Ale from Portsmouth, New Hampshire or the grandfather of microbrews, Sam Adams Boston Lager.
women don't like beer, it's a fact. don't pretend.

Yes they do. You just need to meet some real women rather than relying on what "Sex & the City" tells you.

 

eLiu

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i g*damn hate eminem. can't stand that crap.

and i don't care if a girl has beer or not...I'm picky about my alcohol & I probably wouldn't drink it anyway (nothing on that list at least). Though if she has what I like, I'd be impressed...

A business card at the age of 18? Seems pretentious, though I can kind of see how that would be handy.
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: andylawcc
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3. An Eminem CD
What's one of the first places a guy peruses when he walks into a woman's home? Her music collection. Good for you if you have an extensive one. But if all he sees is a stack of girl bands (say, the Indigo Girls, the Go-Go's, Joni Mitchell and the Bridget Jones' Diary soundtrack), he's going to panic. Balance out your collection with one CD, any CD, by Eminem and you have no idea how relieved he'll be. It shows you have an open mind and aren't easily offended?and that's music to any man's ears.

Wow, that's just dumb. I'd MUCH rather listen to the Go-go's than eminem. Besides the fact that I hate rap, I hate the thug lifestyle. Seeing an eminem CD would be a check against her.
 

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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: andylawcc
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3. An Eminem CD
What's one of the first places a guy peruses when he walks into a woman's home? Her music collection. Good for you if you have an extensive one. But if all he sees is a stack of girl bands (say, the Indigo Girls, the Go-Go's, Joni Mitchell and the Bridget Jones' Diary soundtrack), he's going to panic. Balance out your collection with one CD, any CD, by Eminem and you have no idea how relieved he'll be. It shows you have an open mind and aren't easily offended?and that's music to any man's ears.

Wow, that's just dumb. I'd MUCH rather listen to the Go-go's than eminem. Besides the fact that I hate rap, I hate the thug lifestyle. Seeing an eminem CD would be a check against her.

 

Anubis

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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: andylawcc
http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?a...kingID=516311&BannerID=544657&menuid=7

3. An Eminem CD
What's one of the first places a guy peruses when he walks into a woman's home? Her music collection. Good for you if you have an extensive one. But if all he sees is a stack of girl bands (say, the Indigo Girls, the Go-Go's, Joni Mitchell and the Bridget Jones' Diary soundtrack), he's going to panic. Balance out your collection with one CD, any CD, by Eminem and you have no idea how relieved he'll be. It shows you have an open mind and aren't easily offended?and that's music to any man's ears.

Wow, that's just dumb. I'd MUCH rather listen to the Go-go's than eminem. Besides the fact that I hate rap, I hate the thug lifestyle. Seeing an eminem CD would be a check against her.

agree
 

Tommunist

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Originally posted by: eLiu
and i don't care if a girl has beer or not...I'm picky about my alcohol & I probably wouldn't drink it anyway (nothing on that list at least). Though if she has what I like, I'd be impressed...

smuttynose is pretty good - i don't like lagers so the sam adams is pretty much out...

ales and porters for me!! :)
 

Dean

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If I was still on the dating scene, and I walked into the girl's home and saw an Eminem CD, I would leave, but also feel very relieved, as the author states!
 

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9. A straight male friend on your speed-dial
Every girl knows she needs a gay male friend she can go to for fashion advice (a personal Queer Eye for Your Closet). But when it comes to relationship advice, you need another source. While your female friends may have good intentions, if you really want to know if you should call that guy, save the guesswork and go to someone who's been there, done that.

LOL. Don't they know that the straight male friend is likely trying to get in the girl's pants and will speak negatively of all guys she asks about? :D
 

Dean

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Originally posted by: isasir
9. A straight male friend on your speed-dial
Every girl knows she needs a gay male friend she can go to for fashion advice (a personal Queer Eye for Your Closet). But when it comes to relationship advice, you need another source. While your female friends may have good intentions, if you really want to know if you should call that guy, save the guesswork and go to someone who's been there, done that.

LOL. Don't they know that the straight male friend is likely trying to get in the girl's pants and will speak negatively of all guys she asks about? :D

LOL if she is an expert on men, any future relationship is doomed

 

serialkiller

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woudlnt it awesome if the chick had the 4 key ingredients in making 4 horsemens... and nothing else... hehehehehehe.....
 

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: isasir
9. A straight male friend on your speed-dial
Every girl knows she needs a gay male friend she can go to for fashion advice (a personal Queer Eye for Your Closet). But when it comes to relationship advice, you need another source. While your female friends may have good intentions, if you really want to know if you should call that guy, save the guesswork and go to someone who's been there, done that.

LOL. Don't they know that the straight male friend is likely trying to get in the girl's pants and will speak negatively of all guys she asks about? :D

Its been well established that women refuse to acknowledge reality on this subject: We don't want to be your friends, unless by friend you mean 'guy that bones you'.
 

rgwalt

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Originally posted by: MrMaster
I'd rather have a mix drink at a woman's place over a good beer.

Especially since beer gets stale with age. I'd rather her have the ingredients to make, say, a gin and tonic than a 6 of beer that has been sitting in the fridge for a month.

R