Lets see if I can quite get my arms around this now suddenly relevant three little bears plus Goldilocks question.
Here we, the American people are Goldilocks. Who have been so foolish that we have left home, left the doors unlocked, and let the three bears of MSNbC and Fox News sneak into our homes, steal our porrage, and sleep in out beds. And perp one was pappa bear.
Even though Goldie forgot to lock the doors, now we have to listen to Pappa Bear complain that the porrage is too cold, Mamma bear complains that the porrage is too hot, and my favorite baby bear says is just right as baby beat eats Golfielock's lunch. Fast forward, after a hard day trespassing, its bedtime for bears in Goldilock's bed room. Mamma bear complains the beds are too hard, Pappa bear says they are too soft, and baby bear finds they are just right.
Shortly thereafter Goldielocks come home and discovers she has been robbed. And after some thought, realizes she can't call the cops because they do not exist in this FCC script. And given the fact that she can now opt to sleep with Fox News, MSNBC news , or baby bear, Goldie wisely opts to sleep with baby bear.
Now the analogy finally complete, we, the American people, must decide who is the real Pappa Bear big jerk asshole, MSNBC or Fox News?
Kinda a no brainer now with the recent news. Was it or was it not Sean Hannity who went off on the big stinking rant and got owned in the process. Sounds like the real big ahole just stood up and Fox News is the real Pappa Bear perp. And Sarah Palin is more like MSNBC, she may have defective family values because her daughter is already preggies. But no matter, baby bear may be cool, but you have to be retarded to let either Papa or Mamma Bear into your home.
You too can live happily ever after.