MS Explorer sinks!!!

[OptimisTech]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21935099/

I'll start...

Mac: Hi, I'm Mac...

PC: *GLUB*

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

On MSNBC no less

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
On MSNBC no less

Funny, you'd think it'd make front page headlines on fireFOX News.

 

[RightIsWrong]

If only the Captain would have had Ctrl and chosen and Alt route this whole incident could have been Deleted from the news.

 

[Moonbeam]

Deep Ocean Sinking.

 

[Moonbeam]

Antartic iceburg reveals new hole in windows.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

All aboard the failboat!

 

[jonks]

Blue Sea Of Death

 

[RightIsWrong]

Originally posted by: sirjonk
Blue Sea Of Death

I LOL'ed.

 

[heyheybooboo]

The captain called tech support and they told him to reboat.

 

[eits]

hasta la vista

 

[Lemon law]

Joke, where is the joke. I fail to get it. Regardless of what the ship was named, it hit submerged ice and sank. 100% of the crew and passengers got out alive after just four hours of some misery. And now will have a lifetime of stories to bore their grandchildren with.

But if we want to compare this sinking to Microsoft windows, just four hours of misery seems trivial. I don't believe in the death penalty, but for Bill Gates, I might be willing to make an exception. But actually, I prefer the concept of purgatory. In which the soul of Bill Gates is condemned to help every Microsoft windows user fix each and every windows computer. With double time for every error message like contact your system administrator.

The time Bill Gates would spend in purgatory could well exceed the known age of the universe and may well exceed the as of yet unknown ending age of the universe.

But since this ship was probably insured, what will they call the ship they purchase to replace it? Maybe something with a Penguin or Linux theme?

But we must also entertain the notion of a wrathful Bill Gates. Did the owners of the ship pay windows royalties for the use of the name? If not, maybe Bill just pulled the plug on updates,
and the whole ship sunk.

 

[Corn]

Originally posted by: sirjonk
Blue Sea Of Death

Hahahahaha!

 

[blackangst1]

Originally posted by: sirjonk

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
On MSNBC no less

Funny, you'd think it'd make front page headlines on fireFOX News.

hahahaha good one

 

[Moonbeam]

Captain, we have a memory leak.

 

[Lemon law]

A quick system crash followed by windows rebooting up into sink mode. Which gives the operator a chance to repair serious errors or roll the system back to some date when things were operating correctly.

 

[JEDIYoda]

old news!