Mr. Turner

KLin

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Feb 29, 2000
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You didn't close your eyes, why do I gotta close my eyes?!?!

LMAO!!!! :laugh:
 

QueBert

Lifer
Jan 6, 2002
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"sir tilt your head back and close your eyes"
"you close your eyes?"
"sir I'm not taking the test"
"close your mutha fuckin eyes!"
"sir"
"huh? if you ain't gotta close your eyes why I gotta close mine!"

Never seen this, fucking COMEDY!


to answer Leros's question, a black man got his ASS whooped by the police. They didn't want any incriminating evidence lol.
 

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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Anyone have the news show...they mention it but I can't find it. Was he driving or not? It's not clear...at one point he said he was, then someone hopped in his lap.
 

Cogman

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Sep 19, 2000
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Dang, that was great.

"I wasn't drivin', that lady just pushed on my lap"
"I know Im drunk but I wasn't drivin'"

Lol, this guy should get drunk and go on stage, He'd make millions!
 

Jeff7

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Jan 4, 2001
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I think the camera had a few too many to drink, too.


Originally posted by: Agentbolt
I REFUSE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTION ON THE GROUND IT MAY UNCRIMINATE ME!!!
At least he was able to remember something he'd heard before while in court. :laugh:


 

SlickSnake

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Must be the brother of the genius that wrote the 360 billion dollar check to start a rap empire.