Mr. Potato Head can get you laid

[MichaelD]

No pics. Don't ask.

Been seeing this much younger woman for a few weeks now. She's divorced and lives with her two kids...16 months and 2-something years, IIRC...I'm not really digging the whole kid thing, but she has no cats, doesn't drink and obviously doens't do drugs (I wont' date anyone who does drugs and CAN'T date anyone with cats. )

Anyway, while chatting w/her this morning, she commented that most of Mr. Potato Head's parts got lost in the move (she just moved into her own place a few weeks ago) the kids have other toys, but Tato was there favorite and now all the kids had to play with were the body, one foot, and eye and the tongue.

This saddened me b/c Mr. Potato Head is like a mandatory childhood toy!!

So, I went to Target and bought this "Bucket of Potato Head Parts." "D Three Potato bodies and like a billion parts.

I called ahead, said I had something to drop off for her... I guess she thought it wsa for her.

So, I hand her this like, 2.5gallon BUCKET of Mr. Potato Head parts for the kids. You would think I gave her a diamond ring...heaven forbid. :Q

We go upstairs, she shows the kids the bucket and they were like "TATO HEAD MAN>>>GIMMEEEEEEE!! GIMMMEEEEEE!!"


It was like crack or something. They were SO amused...that she was able to forcibly drag me into the back bedroom. Lets' just say, I didn't have to exert much effort....she drove. :heart:

I tell you; I put up SUCH a fight...I felt SO used....Oh, it was horrible....wait....I'm over it. :beer:

Shhheeeet; who would've thought Mr. Potato Head could get you The Good Thing?

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

bwhahahaha :beer:

 

[amdskip]

:beer:

 

[SagaLore]

Just make sure you don't add to the sibling count.

 

[godmare]

I need a big potatohead bucket, how much was it at target?

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: godmare
I need a big potatohead bucket, how much was it at target?

That's the really cool thing! $12.99 + tax.

It has two regular size potoato head bodies (so you can do a Mr. & Mrs. Tato head, and a 1/4 size tato body for a Tato Junior!

I must admit; I'm looking forward to getting a buzz and sitting on the floor playing Tato head with the kids.

I can use the props to instruct them on real life.

Mr. Tato can be the angry, overworked, underpaid and unloved husband. Mrs. Tato head can be the stay at home wife that's screwing the lawn guy and tato kid can be the unloved latchkey kid. I will make them fight...and see the psychiatrist (Barney Dolll).

The kids will cry, but I will justify my actions by telling their Momma that I'm preparing them for the rest of their life.

I love my job.

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: godmare
I need a big potatohead bucket, how much was it at target?

That's the really cool thing! $12.99 + tax.

It has two regular size potoato head bodies (so you can do a Mr. & Mrs. Tato head, and a 1/4 size tato body for a Tato Junior!

I must admit; I'm looking forward to getting a buzz and sitting on the floor playing Tato head with the kids.

I can use the props to instruct them on real life.

Mr. Tato can be the angry, overworked, underpaid and unloved husband. Mrs. Tato head can be the stay at home wife that's screwing the lawn guy and tato kid can be the unloved latchkey kid. I will make them fight...and see the psychiatrist (Barney Dolll).

The kids will cry, but I will justify my actions by telling their Momma that I'm preparing them for the rest of their life.

I love my job.

I am going to target tomorrow
That's cheap

hmmm, maybe want to sleep on the 'playing tato' idea

 

[batmanuel]

You don't want to post pics, but can you at least show us on the potato where she touched you.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
and now all the kids had to play with were the body, one foot, and eye and the tongue.

bwhahahahaha



LOL

 

[NoToRiOuS1]

if i knew you, id buy you free beers...least until i realized you were freeloading off of me and then id prolly kick your ass


...what the hell is wrong with me tonight...im feeling quite hostile

 

[deftron]

A six pack is still cheaper

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: batmanuel
You don't want to post pics, but can you at least show us on the potato where she touched you.

ahaahahha

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: faboloso112
if i knew you, id buy you free beers...least until i realized you were freeloading off of me and then id prolly kick your ass


...what the hell is wrong with me tonight...im feeling quite hostile

I do not understand this. How am I freeloading off you? If I am...please explain.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: deftron
A six pack is still cheaper

True...about 2/3 the price ( I like Sam Adams). But, beer will not score the points I did today with the Potato Head Bucket!

Besides, now that I have what appears to be a "steady" in the picture, I'll glady give up a six-pack that will last one night for 'The Good Thing for the next week. :thumbsup:

 

[cerebusPu]

great story.

 

[lrad50]

hm, so instead of roses i get potato head pieces! genius!

 

[nboy22]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: batmanuel
You don't want to post pics, but can you at least show us on the potato where she touched you.

ahaahahha

lmao

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: lrad50
hm, so instead of roses i get potato head pieces! genius!

Um...are you female w/kids?

Women seem to like seeing the man "care for" the kids. Even if they are faking it.

I mean, her kids are cute and all, but they aren't mine, I haven' known her for htat long, etc.

there's a reason I'm single and live alone; i don't HAVE TO put up w/that crap. I have my own place. You can come over here. If i'm over there, when I've had my fill of your daycare center, I leave.

I LOvE being single!

 

[daveymark]

Hmm, I'll have to try that with my g/f

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: lrad50
hm, so instead of roses i get potato head pieces! genius!

Um...are you female w/kids?

Women seem to like seeing the man "care for" the kids. Even if they are faking it.

I mean, her kids are cute and all, but they aren't mine, I haven' known her for htat long, etc.

there's a reason I'm single and live alone; i don't HAVE TO put up w/that crap. I have my own place. You can come over here. If i'm over there, when I've had my fill of your daycare center, I leave.

I LOvE being single!

But don't you have your own son already?

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: daveymark
Hmm, I'll have to try that with my g/f

If she has kids b/t 15 months and 3-4 years, it's a sure bet. ALL kids love Mr. Potato Head!!!!

Kids happy=Mom happy=You get the good thing with minimal effort.

See, people misnderstand me. It's not about " a single purpose". It's about "maximum effect with minimal effort/expense.

The reaction I got today was much better than the last $100 I spend on a nice dinner out!!!

The fact she had on sweatpants and a tshirt, no makeup didn't matter. It was her ATTITUDE.

She was in "ME WOMAN! YOU LUCKY!" mode. :heart: I felt so....violated....*sniffle* I hope she does it again soon.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: lrad50
hm, so instead of roses i get potato head pieces! genius!

Um...are you female w/kids?

Women seem to like seeing the man "care for" the kids. Even if they are faking it.

I mean, her kids are cute and all, but they aren't mine, I haven' known her for htat long, etc.

there's a reason I'm single and live alone; i don't HAVE TO put up w/that crap. I have my own place. You can come over here. If i'm over there, when I've had my fill of your daycare center, I leave.

I LOvE being single!

But don't you have your own son already?

Yes, he's almost 10. And lives with his White Trash Harpie Satan With Breasts of a mother, 1,800 miles away. I am very single...if you can call late-30s "very single."

 

[cherrytwist]

I'm gonna try this tomorrow. Only thing is, we don't have kids.

Think it will work?

 

[cerebusPu]

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
I'm gonna try this tomorrow. Only thing is, we don't have kids.

Think it will work?

not unless she has a thing for mr tato herself.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Bwahahah that's awesome! :beer: