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Mr. Clean

Mr. Clean tell me is that really you
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb
But I know you can change your lifestyle once again

It's cool to be clean, if you know what I mean
When I gave you my favorite Chiquita shirt
I gave it to a guy who is cruel to everyone
He meets and who shows the world he's incomplete

Mr. Clean tell me is that really you
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb
Last time we met, you beat me up that was no surprise
Though I miss the days when you were nice

It's hard to believe that you don't owe me ******
I'm well aware of what is yours and where to draw the lines
At least I have the right to write anything I think is right

Mr. Clean tell me is that really you
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb
Last time we met, you beat me up that was no surprise
Though I miss the days when you were nice

Looking back at the days when we were friends
Together as one we followed all the trends
But now a friend is less worth than a neggy trend

 
Originally posted by: thelanx
Mr. Clean tell me is that really you
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb
But I know you can change your lifestyle once again

It's cool to be clean, if you know what I mean
When I gave you my favorite Chiquita shirt
I gave it to a guy who is cruel to everyone
He meets and who shows the world he's incomplete

Mr. Clean tell me is that really you
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb
Last time we met, you beat me up that was no surprise
Though I miss the days when you were nice

It's hard to believe that you don't owe me ******
I'm well aware of what is yours and where to draw the lines
At least I have the right to write anything I think is right

Mr. Clean tell me is that really you
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb
Last time we met, you beat me up that was no surprise
Though I miss the days when you were nice

Looking back at the days when we were friends
Together as one we followed all the trends
But now a friend is less worth than a neggy trend
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millencolin
 
Originally posted by: jonessoda
Mr. Clean is a child molester.

Think about that earring. That wink. That grin.
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The earring is from his night job as a pirate, getting rid of those dirty ninjas.
 
His name is Mr. Proper elsewhere in the world.


funfact, 'make clean' is 'make proper' in some instances of UNIX as a joke/reference to the above.


edit: lol
 
Originally posted by: BrianH1
Mr. Clean took advantage of me as a child.
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After Ann Coulter cruelly bikini waxed his head (and then his skull) in a bizarre Young Republicans initiation ritual that also featured the true business end of a mop, he sort of lost his moral compass and became all about cheap sex with young boys and a floor shine you could see your own scrotum in.
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: BrianH1
Mr. Clean took advantage of me as a child.
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After Ann Coulter cruelly bikini waxed his head (and then his skull) in a bizarre Young Republicans initiation ritual that also featured the true business end of a mop, he sort of lost his moral compass and became all about cheap sex with young boys and a floor shine you could see your own scrotum in.
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😛 i cant stop laughing
 
Look at the commercials....

A young, fairly attractive woman wipes down a porcelain counter-top with a sponge and some Mr.Clean .... the camera pans to Mr.Clean winking at the woman who returns the wink with a smile.

She's obviously cleaning the counter because they had sex on it.

Verdict: Scumbag
 
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