Mr. Ashcroft and that One Tittie

[syzygy]

10 reasons to remove john ashcroft

Reason No. 3: The Freak Factor The whole breast thing is telling of a mind that is focused on the wrong things, but that's tame compared to his freakish belief that calico cats are signs of the devil. Ironically, calico cats think the same about him.

the tit issue . . .

No longer will US Attorney General John Ashcroft appear in public with a semi-nude statue towering above him. The US Justice Department has spent $8,000 on curtains to hide . . . . One fully-exposed breast.

and his cat problem . . .

Shortly after becoming Attorney General, John Ashcroft was headed abroad. An advance team showed up at the American embassy in the Hague to check out the digs, saw cats in residence, and got nervous. They were worried there might be a calico cat. No, they were told, no calicos. Visible relief. Their boss, they explained, believes calico cats are signs of the devil. (The advance team also spied a statue of a naked woman in the courtyard and discussed the possibility of its being covered for the visit, though that request was not ultimately made.)

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Some I agree with, some not.

Overall, I say


Dump him!

 

[Moonbeam]

Bad hair is no reason to dump him, but fortunately a lot of the other reasons are valid. Anybody that seriously has problems with calico cats as a sign of the devil in not capable of rational thought. His job is not the place for somebody with mental illness. The thing with breasts just confirms it.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Ya know M, I dont know how credible the calico thing is, but a man frightened by a breast seems unnatural to me

 

[Pooteh]

the man is just pathetic.

 

[Grminalac]

He needs a good night of drinking and hookers, then maybe hed be able to do his job without worrying about a statues breast.

 

[Spoooon]

Yeah, I remember reading about the breast thing. The man is such a prude.

 

[Stallion]

Looks like a nice "C" cup to me, nothing wrong with that except that it could be bigger.