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MP3 breast implants?

Schadenfroh

Schadenfroh

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Here's an appealing thought: an mp3 breast implant which will allow surgically-enhanced girls to store and play back their entire music collections from their 36DD assets.

We kid you not. According to UK's The Sun - ever watchful for life-enhancing technology, especially when it's got a big jubs angle - BT Laboratories bod Ian Pearson reckons breast implants may as well do something useful if they're to be permanently installed, rather than just looking decorative.


Accordingly, he's proposed sticking an mp3 player in one dug, and a storage chip in the other. Quite how playback is achieved we're not quite sure*, but it may well involve the listener burying his or her head in the cleavage for a full stereo effect.

Likewise, God alone knows how you select tracks, but breasts do come equipped with a pleasing alternative to the iPod's selector wheel. We can imagine the scenario: Girlfriend: "Oi, what the bloody hell are you doing?" Boyfriend: "Hold on, I'm just scrolling down to Stairway to Heaven." ®

Bootnote
*Oh, OK then - Ian Pearson said "flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist". We prefer our solutions, naturally.
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Would people buy it if it were built is the question?
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
when technology goes too far

although... that might work great in a guy's nads. . .
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musical balls!

Person 1: Why are you grabbing your nuts?
Person 2: I'm changing the song...

It would give guys another reason to scratch..
 
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: NatePo717
Originally posted by: moshquerade
when technology goes too far

although... that might work great in a guy's nads. . .
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musical balls!
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more reason to play with them!
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We don't need any mor reasons. Their very existence is reason enough.
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i wasn't talking about you playing with your own 😛
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: NatePo717
Originally posted by: moshquerade
when technology goes too far

although... that might work great in a guy's nads. . .
Click to expand...

musical balls!
Click to expand...
more reason to play with them!
Click to expand...

We don't need any mor reasons. Their very existence is reason enough.
Click to expand...
i wasn't talking about you playing with your own 😛
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:shocked:
 
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
thats interesting... somewhat pointless i think.
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Wouldn't have to worry about a stolen Ipod.
Wouldn't have to worry about forgetting to take an Ipod with you

:light:
 
Originally posted by: NatePo717
Originally posted by: moshquerade
when technology goes too far

although... that might work great in a guy's nads. . .
Click to expand...

musical balls!

Person 1: Why are you grabbing your nuts?
Person 2: I'm changing the song...

It would give guys another reason to scratch..
Click to expand...

Pump Up The Volume 😀
 
Soo... when are they going to start installing TV's in there? It would truly be called a boob tube now. Also, women couldn't complain anymore about me staring at their tits.
 
that's an awesome idea - the larger the boob, the larger the chip to store more media. No more having to carry around that pesky flash drive all the time!
 
Originally posted by: Armitage
Originally posted by: NatePo717
Originally posted by: moshquerade
when technology goes too far

although... that might work great in a guy's nads. . .
Click to expand...

musical balls!

Person 1: Why are you grabbing your nuts?
Person 2: I'm changing the song...

It would give guys another reason to scratch..
Click to expand...

Pump Up The Volume 😀
Click to expand...

Bass boost in the testicles. Feel the bass.
 
Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
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Here's an appealing thought: an mp3 breast implant which will allow surgically-enhanced girls to store and play back their entire music collections from their 36DD assets.

We kid you not. According to UK's The Sun - ever watchful for life-enhancing technology, especially when it's got a big jubs angle - BT Laboratories bod Ian Pearson reckons breast implants may as well do something useful if they're to be permanently installed, rather than just looking decorative.


Accordingly, he's proposed sticking an mp3 player in one dug, and a storage chip in the other. Quite how playback is achieved we're not quite sure*, but it may well involve the listener burying his or her head in the cleavage for a full stereo effect.

Likewise, God alone knows how you select tracks, but breasts do come equipped with a pleasing alternative to the iPod's selector wheel. We can imagine the scenario: Girlfriend: "Oi, what the bloody hell are you doing?" Boyfriend: "Hold on, I'm just scrolling down to Stairway to Heaven." ®

Bootnote
*Oh, OK then - Ian Pearson said "flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist". We prefer our solutions, naturally.
Click to expand...

Would people buy it if it were built is the question?
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
 
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
thats interesting... somewhat pointless i think.
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Wouldn't have to worry about a stolen Ipod.
Wouldn't have to worry about forgetting to take an Ipod with you

:light:
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Wouldn't ever buy an iPod in the first place.
 
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