Movies That Should Never be Made!

[UNCjigga]

Some of you have read my posts about stupid movies actually coming soon to a theater near you ('From Justin to Kelly', 'Sk8r boi - the movie' and 'Kangaroo Jack', etc.)

Well, today I was bored and started thinking of all the horrible, disgusting, tasteless, non-PC movie ideas that have yet to grace a Hollywood studio.

To get the ball rolling, here's my awful idea:

"Attack of the Trash Bin Babies"

Two women give birth to babies at their highschool prom and throw them away in a trash dumpster before going back to the party. But the dumpster also contains waste from a chemistry experiment gone awry. Far from dead, the superpowered babies go back to the prom for revenge, and no promiscuous teen is safe!

 

[Zim Hosein]

Episode III

<-- Has a premonition it will suck!

 

[DnetMHZ]

Titanic

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Episode I, II &amp; III

no no no, read the post (or at least the topic summary!) YOUR worst movie idea.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Jigga

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Episode I, II &amp; III

no no no, read the post (or at least the topic summary!) YOUR worst movie idea.

Fixed Jigga :beer:

 

[MAME]

FEARDOTCOM

 

[PoPPeR]

A movie about my life

So here's Popper. Surfing ATOT. Oh wait, he went over to the hot deals forum! Then he checks his bank account balance on wellsfargo.com and realizes he has no money, so he goes back to the OT forum.

Then you'd have a picture of a clock and the hands spinning for the next 10 hours then everything would start over again

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: MAME
FEARDOTCOM

That give me a poll idea MAME

 

[Xionide]

Ernest goes nudist

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: MAME
FEARDOTCOM

That give me a poll idea MAME

hahahha, what?

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Xionide
Ernest goes nudist

*shudder*

 

[StageLeft]

LMAO at jigga's trash can babies.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
A movie about my life

So here's Popper. Surfing ATOT. Oh wait, he went over to the hot deals forum! Then he checks his bank account balance on wellsfargo.com and realizes he has no money, so he goes back to the OT forum.

Then you'd have a picture of a clock and the hands spinning for the next 10 hours then everything would start over again

Or he accidently ends up in P&amp;N and his brain slowly melts from the overwhelming BS and self-righteousness of the posts.

Like your worst nitemare comming true.

"Wrong Turn at AT"

comming to a forum near you.