Movies that could never be made today....

BooGiMaN

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Can you name any movies that could never be made today because of the politcally correct times we live in....

Blazing Saddles-no way no how

Airplane!-another no no
 

anxi80

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casablanca. oh wait, ben affleck and j. lo are reportedly in talks for that one. my bad.
 

Originally posted by: anxi80
casablanca. oh wait, ben affleck and j. lo are reportedly in talks for that one. my bad.
"It is rumored that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez want to star in a remake of Casablanca. This will be the perfect film for people who liked the original but wished it was terrible."

--TINA FEY, on SNL
 
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Akira could never be a live action movie.

A lot of old movies could be remade but they wouldn't have the same effect or meaning.
 

Looney

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Originally posted by: dwell
Originally posted by: anxi80
casablanca. oh wait, ben affleck and j. lo are reportedly in talks for that one. my bad.
"It is rumored that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez want to star in a remake of Casablanca. This will be the perfect film for people who liked the original but wished it was terrible."

--TINA FEY, on SNL

LOL that was good
 

blackdogdeek

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Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Up yours, great person!

Viper GTS

Someones gotta go back and get a sh1t load of dimes.

sheriff bart: so since i am your host and you are my guest, what do you like to do?
cisco kid: play chess, screw...
sheriff bart: ...let's play chess!
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Up yours, great person!

Viper GTS

Someones gotta go back and get a sh1t load of dimes.

sheriff bart: so since i am your host and you are my guest, what do you like to do?
cisco kid: play chess, screw...
sheriff bart: ...let's play chess!
Hey, where the white women at?
 

BooGiMaN

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Up yours, great person!

Viper GTS

Someones gotta go back and get a sh1t load of dimes.

sheriff bart: so since i am your host and you are my guest, what do you like to do?
cisco kid: play chess, screw...
sheriff bart: ...let's play chess!
Hey, where the white women at?

Mongo like ATOT!! :p

Badges..badges we no need no stinking badges......vamonos muchachos!!
 

Electric Amish

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Gabby Johnson: (yelling) The sheriff is a ni..{BELL GONG}
Harriett Van Johnson: What did he say?
Dr. Sam Johnson: He said the sheriff is near!
Gabby Johnson:NO! gol darnit gosh dangit! I said the sheriff is a NI...{GONG}


There's also the great....

Bart: (Holding a gun to his own neck) One more step and the n!gger gets it!

amish :)
 

anxi80

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[Lili von Schtupp has lured Bart back to her room]
Lili Von Shtupp: Is it true how zey say zat you people are... gifted?
[Lights go out, sound of zipper opening]
Lili Von Shtupp: Oh! It's twue! It's twue!



...and lol @ the tina fey comment
 

CPA

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Blazing Saddles is a classic. Best Mel Brooks movie ever.
 

BooGiMaN

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Originally posted by: CPA
Blazing Saddles is a classic. Best Mel Brooks movie ever.

Id have to agree, i still pop the dvd in once in a while..this movie is a classic....