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MOVIE QUOTE THREAD

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What kind of a world is this where a man dressed as a bat gets ALL MY PRESS? This town needs an enema!
 
"I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine! "
 
MICHAEL: Yeah, atleast your name isn't Michael Bolton. SAMIR: You know there's nothing wrong with that name. MICHAEL: There was nothing wrong with it until I was about 12-years-old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and starting winning Grammies. SAMIR: Why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael. MICHEAL: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
 
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I'll get the ball rolling with something that has a lot of content to work with...perhaps keep quotes to one or two sentences after this one....


Mr. President, about, uh, 35 minutes ago, General Jack Ripper, the commanding general of, uh, Burpelson Air Force Base, issued an order to the 34 B-52's of his Wing, which were airborne at the time as part of a special exercise we were holding called Operation Drop-Kick. Now, it appears that the order called for the planes to, uh, attack their targets inside Russia. The, uh, planes are fully armed with nuclear weapons with an average load of, um, 40 megatons each. Now, the central display of Russia will indicate the position of the planes. The triangles are their primary targets; the squares are their secondary targets. The aircraft will begin penetrating Russian radar cover within, uh, 25 minutes.
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"Ya know.....somehow 'I told ya so', just doesn't cut it"
 
"Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally."
 
Who said that? Who the fu$k said that? Who's the slimy little communist shi!, twinkle-toed cock$ucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fuc$ing godmother said it. Out-fuc$ing-standing. I will PT you all until you fuc$ing die. I'll PT you until your a$$holes are sucking buttermilk.
 
I know I'm bumping a thread from 200 BC, but a quote from a movie I saw yesterday had me rolling and I want to see who else recognizes it.

"Tastes like sh!t and smells like a fart, got a real winner here!"
 
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