Moved into my apartment today..

[Syringer]

It's a University Apartment owned by the school, and they set us up with random roommates..and I moved in today to find the first guy was gone, but left in his presence were about 7 bottles of liquor, including wild turkey, vodka, and other things I'm unfamiliar with.

My parents weren't to happy to see all that, considering I'm 19 right now..I on the other hand, hmm

He also managed to bring in a ~42" big screen, a DVD player, and an XBOX.

Looks like I'm on pace to drop out by December, any more betters?

 

[Keego]

If I were you (which I'm not), I'd study in the library.

Of course, you'll think this is a BS reply depending on your year in college.

 

[MichaelD]

Ah, the joy of youthful ignorance.

Rock on, Frosh Bro. Remember this:

1. If you waste your parents money, they will kill you.
2. College is for learning.
3. Naked girls like guys with apartments full of booze.
4. See #1
5. Naked girls like to do "favors" for you if you let them crash at your apartment full of booze.
6. See #1
7. Soft, cuddly, naked, college girls will let you take pictures of them naked if you give them booze at your apartment.
8. See #1


So, my Frosh Bro, you see that life is full of extremely complicated situations, such as the one you just entered. Balance well, my friend. It's all in The Balance. Wax on.....wax off.

 

[Corporate Thug]

what school?

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: shady06
what school?

NO! You fell into his trap. Everyone knows that Syringer goes to UCLA! The bestest sk00l out there.

 

[Corporate Thug]

in that case can i polish off those bottles for you? btw, which apartments are you in?