Move Along, Nothing To See Here

[Perknose]

This time, thankfully.

Instead of Broken Arrow, would they call such incidents as these . . . Broken Vial?

 

[Brigandier]

This time, thankfully.

Instead of Broken Arrow, would they call such incidents as these . . . Broken Vial?

I saw that on the news, they still didn't really say what happened to it. I blame the Israelis.

 

[Schadenfroh]

I blame the Israelis.

Which likely happened due to lax security under Bush.

http://www.bt.cdc.gov/agent/vx/basics/facts.asp

VX was originally developed in the United Kingdom in the early 1950s.

It was created by evil Europeans to slaughter the innocent...

It evaporates about as slowly as motor oil.

in collaboration with Big Oil's plot to kill off the inhabitants of oil rich regions in the third world...

used in chemical warfare during the Iran-Iraq War in the 1980s.

given to Saddam by Donald Rumsfeld...

clothing can release VX for about 30 minutes after contact with VX vapor, which can lead to exposure of other people.

like third-hand smoke from Big Tobacco...

VX breaks down slowly in the body, meaning that repeated exposures to VX and/or other nerve agents can have a cumulative effect (build up in the body).

like mercury in our children's vaccines..

VX is not found naturally in the environment.

Worst of all, it means it is not Green!

 

[Perknose]

Which likely happened due to lax security under Bush.

http://www.bt.cdc.gov/agent/vx/basics/facts.asp

It was created by evil Europeans to slaughter the innocent...

in collaboration with Big Oil's plot to kill off the inhabitants of oil rich regions in the third world...

given to Saddam by Donald Rumsfeld...

like third-hand smoke from Big Tobacco...

like mercury in our children's vaccines..

Worst of all, it means it is not Green!

Ok, class, welcome to Random Conspiracy Theory 101. TA Schadenfroh has passed out a list of suggested topics. I want 10 pages, single-spaced, by next Friday or I'm revealing the GPS coordinates of your off-campus apartment to the Trilateral Commission. :biggrin:

 

[werepossum]

Which likely happened due to lax security under Bush.

http://www.bt.cdc.gov/agent/vx/basics/facts.asp

It was created by evil Europeans to slaughter the innocent...

in collaboration with Big Oil's plot to kill off the inhabitants of oil rich regions in the third world...

given to Saddam by Donald Rumsfeld...

like third-hand smoke from Big Tobacco...

like mercury in our children's vaccines..

Worst of all, it means it is not Green!

LMAO!