I was reminded of this joke today.. telling it from memory so it may not be word for word but pretty close:
Two good old boys were out on the trail doing some hunting. Walking through some thick brush, Bubba decided it was time to relieve himself. So he's taking a leak and to his surprise a rattle snake was on the receiving end, which responded by biting him on the peter.
Bubba screams and comes running out of the bushes with his trousers half-down and pleads with his buddy Hank to help him. Hank tells him to calm down, sit, and wait while he goes and calls a doctor. Hank runs back to the car and grabs his cell phone. He calls 911 and gets connected to an EMT.
Hank: "My good buddy Bubba got bit in the peter by a ratler!"
EMT: "That's terrible. But, he can make it. You'll just need to extract the venom."
Hank" "Extract the venom? How do I do that?!!!"
EMT: "You'll have to suck it out. Just make sure not to swallow any of it."
Hank: "Suck.. uhh.. hrmmm.. uhhhh.. alrighty."
Bubba is sitting, nervously twitching waiting for Hank, sweat pouring down his brow. Just then, he sees Hank running back to him.
Bubba: "What'd tha doc say???"
Hank: "Doc ses you gonna die."
Two good old boys were out on the trail doing some hunting. Walking through some thick brush, Bubba decided it was time to relieve himself. So he's taking a leak and to his surprise a rattle snake was on the receiving end, which responded by biting him on the peter.
Bubba screams and comes running out of the bushes with his trousers half-down and pleads with his buddy Hank to help him. Hank tells him to calm down, sit, and wait while he goes and calls a doctor. Hank runs back to the car and grabs his cell phone. He calls 911 and gets connected to an EMT.
Hank: "My good buddy Bubba got bit in the peter by a ratler!"
EMT: "That's terrible. But, he can make it. You'll just need to extract the venom."
Hank" "Extract the venom? How do I do that?!!!"
EMT: "You'll have to suck it out. Just make sure not to swallow any of it."
Hank: "Suck.. uhh.. hrmmm.. uhhhh.. alrighty."
Bubba is sitting, nervously twitching waiting for Hank, sweat pouring down his brow. Just then, he sees Hank running back to him.
Bubba: "What'd tha doc say???"
Hank: "Doc ses you gonna die."
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