Mouse in the house

DrPizza

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Last night around 12:30am, I realized I forgot to take some medicine, so off to the kitchen I went. Tis the time of year when field mice seek warmer shelter for the winter, and we leave a back door open to allow our dogs to go outside (to do their thing) whenever they want. This usually means we get a mouse or two in the house every fall. No worries, the cats generally make quick work of them.

Well, there it is... a mouse in the kitchen. I grabbed a pan and went after it, hoping to bash the little sucker's head in. One of my cats joined the chase. "Cornered, I got it into my office and shut the doors leading out. So began 45 minutes of close calls with a desperate mouse fleeing for its life. The cat, of course, wanted to play with the mouse rather than finish it off quickly. This, of course, resulted in numerous occasions when the mouse was finally in the open to receive a killing blow from me, but the cat interferred and kept our little cat and mouse and kitchen pot chase going a bit longer.

In all the chaos, chairs being tossed to the side, books being knocked over, etc., the poor ferret (who resides in the office) must have been awaken. The ferret was not pleased, as I learned a bit later. Not pleased at all. I lost track of the mouse for the 20th time in as many minutes, and stood there in my underwear, scanning the room with the cat, wondering where on earth it was hiding. Suddenly, something with sharp little claws grabbed me on my butt through my underwear.

I shrieked like school girl. I thought it was the mouse. It was the ferret expressing his displeasure.

Oh, and later, I crushed the mouse with a computer case, then flushed his lifeless body down the toilet. I won, cat was useless, and the ferret got to go back to sleep.
 

RossMAN

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You didn't videotape the whole ordeal and take pics of the mouse?

/fail

;)
 

waggy

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ahhh! you were invaded also! good to see you won your battle.

after a hard fight its good to sit back and brag and have some beer!


http://forums.anandtech.com/me...t_key=y&keyword1=mouse


this is my battle! it was a epic tale. i expect retaliation any day.

perhaps people will start to believe the mice are trying to take over. we must prepare or be overtaken.
 

Sluggo

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I kept waiting for the part where you accidentally whacked the cat with the frying pan.

Sooooooo, why didnt you just go to bed and let the cat do its job?
 

Jeff7

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Ferret is looking forward to a long night's sleep after a busy day of acting generally psychotic (I've seen ferrets. They're nuts.), and you go and wake him up to play with some damned rodent. "Ok biped, you think you're so hot, waking me up like this? You like teeth in your butt? Let's find out."


My last cat & mouse chase was with me and a (now no longer living :() cat of mine. We went around the house chasing the thing, me with a flashlight. This cat seriously knew what the flashlight was for. He wasn't interested in chasing the light - he'd grown bored with it years ago. He knew that the bright-maker was good for looking into dark places. The mouse finally holed up inside an electric baseboard heater. I pulled it from the wall, mouse froze, cat saw the mouse, and pounced. I picked him up, him growling all the way, afraid I was going to take his new prize, and locked him in a glass shower stall so that neither could go very far.

Turned out the mouse was pregnant. Odd part: my cat didn't eat any of the babies. They were licked clean and neatly set aside.
Then the fun part: the cat was all bloody and a mess, and he was already in the shower.
:D

He was, well, somewhat displeased with that turn of events, but he didn't attack me, and he didn't hold a grudge. He just whined and groaned the whole time.



My freakiest mouse encounter was while sitting at the computer. The walls at the time were paneled with this ugly exterior crap that the previous owners had put in. It was quite rough, too, allowing little claws to gain traction. I'll just say, you really don't want to see mice running up and down walls. It's kind of just a tiny little bit creepy.


Originally posted by: puffff
What's wrong with field mice? Live and let live, man!
The mice are fine. It's the diseases they bring, and the droppings and urine that they leave behind which I don't like.
 

MrWizzard

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Originally posted by: RossMAN
You didn't videotape the whole ordeal and take pics of the mouse?

/fail

;)

Oh man a guy chasing a mouse in his underwear in the computer room with a pan with a cat and a ferret hanging from his butt..... the mental pictures are too much.
 

KillyKillall

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This is one of the best things I have read on ATOT in a long time. Thank you for posting this. I busted up laughing at the end.
 

moshquerade

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you country folk should always leave a trap out with a little peanut butter on it this time of year. ;)
 

Vonkhan

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Ferret is looking forward to a long night's sleep after a busy day of acting generally psychotic (I've seen ferrets. They're nuts.), and you go and wake him up to play with some damned rodent. "Ok biped, you think you're so hot, waking me up like this? You like teeth in your butt? Let's find out."

I had to pinch my nose shut to stop me from lol-ing at work :D
 

Scarpozzi

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
you country folk should always leave a trap out with a little peanut butter on it this time of year. ;)

The other trick is to use cheese, but to light a match and melt one corner of it. This makes the smell carry further.

Of course, peanut butter is near impossible for the mouse to steal without the trap going off...thus it's the most popular.