Mountain Dew and Cheetos!

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manimal

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Yeah he's a tool but you're just feeding into his troll-machine.

I agree with you on some levels but the sheer stupidity needs to be called out. The longer we let this stuff sit out there the more people will believe it.
 

Lemon law

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Ole Glen is right, our government needs to subsidize something self sustaining like titties and Beer.
 

manimal

Lifer
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Ole Glen is right, our government needs to subsidize something self sustaining like titties and Beer.

I would totally go to a tittybar if my lap dance was half payed by the government..The stripper will have more discretionary spending so they will go out and blow their money on booze and drugs and clothes.. Now since strippers use speed to stay skinny the money flowing to the bikers and meth cookers in the American heartland will have more money to spend on guns and Harley Davidsons. So middle America is getting a direct infusion of capital and dentists all over America will be making tons more cash from the increased use of Meth and the consequent tooth decay...
 

Lemon law

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I would totally go to a tittybar if my lap dance was half payed by the government..The stripper will have more discretionary spending so they will go out and blow their money on booze and drugs and clothes.. Now since strippers use speed to stay skinny the money flowing to the bikers and meth cookers in the American heartland will have more money to spend on guns and Harley Davidsons. So middle America is getting a direct infusion of capital and dentists all over America will be making tons more cash from the increased use of Meth and the consequent tooth decay...
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Now there you go guy, you already are talking a economic stimulus package as the bulging pocket of Dentists rip and trickle down to you and me. And all that money to be made by American industry, making dentist chairs, even louder and more annoying drills, and spit bowls.

And even as my ego gives me a swelled head, there is nothing like Novacane to make me feel like I have a swelled Jaw.
 
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