Motivate me to write this paper, plz

EyeMWing

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A 2 page summary of a presentation I'm going to give tommorrow.

Which is suck. Suck as all hell.
 

Zanix

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wtf. You poor baby. Two pages?

That's a fart on the page.
 

Baked

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I just had a brain fart and 4 pages magically appeared on OpenOffice Writer.
 

DaveSimmons

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Why bother, you'll be dead soon enough. Drink some more beer tonight and skip the presentation tomorrow.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: Zanix
wtf. You poor baby. Two pages?

That's a fart on the page.

I know it is. Which is the problem. It's so miniscule that I want to put it off some more. I've put it off for 4 months, I can put it off for another hour.
 

HamburgerBoy

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Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Didnt you repeat the 4th grade? :laugh: ;)

Is that a serious question or just a lighthearted insult? I don't recall ever saying that I repeated 4th grade, but feel free to prove me wrong.
 

Zanix

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: Zanix
wtf. You poor baby. Two pages?

That's a fart on the page.

I know it is. Which is the problem. It's so miniscule that I want to put it off some more. I've put it off for 4 months, I can put it off for another hour.


Well all you gotta do is squeeze the slightest bit and then you can get off the f'ing pot.
 

SparkyJJO

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ask the mods to ban you until Tuesday, that way you can't nef on ATOT instead of doing your paper. O yeah and unplug your comp from the web too
 

everman

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bah, 90 min presentation is nothing. Try 3 hours with a very inquisitive and intelligent prof who makes it impossible to BS anything.
oh, and we nailed it :p (the presentation, not the prof)
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: everman
bah, 90 min presentation is nothing. Try 3 hours with a very inquisitive and intelligent prof who makes it impossible to BS anything.
oh, and we nailed it :p (the presentation, not the prof)

Yeah, the presentation is absolutely nothing. It's just this godforsaken tiny-ass paper. I finally got around to writing it - and it reads something like you took a picture of a horse's ass, converted that to binary, and then converted that to ASCII, and printed it on pink paper using yellow ink with Courier New as the font.
 

zanieladie

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: blodhi74
We miss you Mr. Wing.

I'll make my way over to TFNN in a few minutes. My procrastination knows no bounds.


Relax for a few more minutes. Have some fun posting...then set yourself a time to start...say in 15 min. You'll feel much better when you've written it. :)