MOTHER%&*!@ING TAX COLLECTORS

PAB

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I'm mad as hell right now.

This year's tax assessments:

House: 62,830 - Up 5%
Adjacent Lot: 70,000 - Up 110%
Commerical: 314,160 - Up 276%
Commercial 2: 64,550 - Up 411%

So I'm going down to the ye olde tax collector. I've estimated that all told, we owe in the ballpark of $8k this year. I go down there and they have a line, as usual. Naturally, I have to wait. The girl punches up the house - and it's been paid by the mortgage company. Yay. So she rings up everything else. $6055.34. I hand her $6100 and then think - hmm. I ask for $100 back, give her a $50, a $5 and rustled up a quarter and a dime from my back pocket.

Bad sign #1: She couldnt figure out how much change I got back.

She proceeds to count money, and visually checks ever $100 I gave her and then gives it to the cashier, who then does the same thing. At this point, I'm less than happy.

I'm walking out the door, get to the car and I get a phone call. It's the title clerk. There's a problem with my registration and my tags. Great! I go BACK in to the tax collector and go to the line. There's a bunch of people in front of me. I go to the dealer section in the back. Of course, theres three windows, no waiting. They don't know what I'm talking about. Back to ye olde rope line.

I address the tag issue with someone and I go home.

I'm filing the reciepts and HOLY ****** WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.

Apparently, all the taxes today were paid for by a one LATOYA WILLIAMS. Why is this? Because apparently I paid all her taxes! Somewhere inbetween the rope line in the door, I apparently grew a Y chromosome and breasts inbetween the rope line and the cashier.

Now i've got to go BACK for the THIRD TIME in two days because nobody knows how to screw me out of my money better than the government.
 

Jawo

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ha ha ha...gotta love the good olde government!

Best of luck to you getting everything straightened out!
 
Dec 10, 2005
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YAPT...

Sounds like you're having fun with the government. Why not just pay the taxes by mailing a check?
 

sswingle

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Yay, another PAB thread. This time trying to show off that he has a lot of property. This should be good.

 

PAB

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Originally posted by: ScottSwingleComputers
Yay, another PAB thread. This time trying to show off that he has a lot of property. This should be good.

No, I'm bitching because those MORONS DONT KNOW HOW TO GET IT RIGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE. That and the tax bill has effectively doubled in the past year.

Government does not solve problems, it merely creates an industry for solving them.
 

TheGizmo

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lollerskates.... hahaha, i've read many of your threads pab, and not posted... but a thing like this could not have happened to a more deserving person ;)
 

Rubycon

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Originally posted by: spidey07

What? You don't pay taxes on the 150 mil boat you're on?

bad citiczen.
;)

No it's because I have no permanent U.S. address. BTW the ship cost ?450M.

$150M will buy a nice yacht though ;)
 

Born2bwire

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Originally posted by: ScottSwingleComputers
Yay, another PAB thread. This time trying to show off that he has a lot of property. This should be good.

When he says "we" he means "my parents."
 

sswingle

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Originally posted by: PAB
Somewhere inbetween the rope line in the door, I apparently grew a Y chromosome and breasts inbetween the rope line and the cashier.

That would explain why you have your monthly rants.

 

PAB

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Originally posted by: ScottSwingleComputers
Originally posted by: PAB
Somewhere inbetween the rope line in the door, I apparently grew a Y chromosome and breasts inbetween the rope line and the cashier.

That would explain why you have your monthly rants.

Bi- weekly. Get it right.
 

spidey07

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Originally posted by: MS Dawn
Originally posted by: spidey07

What? You don't pay taxes on the 150 mil boat you're on?

bad citiczen.
;)

No it's because I have no permanent U.S. address. BTW the ship cost ?450M.

$150M will buy a nice yacht though ;)

It's a boat and you know it.

Now meet me on the BOW for a kiss and outstretched arms "titanic" style.
 

waggy

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yawn. another pab thread.

you do not need to keep threads like this to keep/make friends! just relaxe no need to flaunt your parents money all the time.
 

HomeAppraiser

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I hope you weren't carrying concealed again; it is illegal in most government buildings. Our county courthouse has NO WEAPONS on the glass entrance door with three "circle with a slash through it" sighs under it. No (picture of a knife), No (picture of a gun) and No (picture of an old fashioned ball bomb with a fuse sticking out the top) ROTFL! Oh and No cell phones in case Naomi Campbell shows up.

You know you can appeal your assessments before the end of the year and get a refund of a part of those taxes.
 

PAB

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Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
it says "TOYA" not "LATOYA"
can't you read?

Toya is normally short for Latoya, I was merely using the elongated, 10% more negro version.
 

Pacfanweb

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Now you know where all those rejects you knew in high school got jobs when they couldn't get into college.