mother farking mondays...

[rudeguy]

Today has started out splendid. When my alarm went off, I was dreaming that I was stuck inside a washing machine on the rinse cycle.

After finally getting to do some actual work at work, its back in the training room this week. Another week of sitting around bored and wanting to smash my face into the monitor.

I also had to shell out some extra cash that I wasn't planning on, so its pb&j for lunch this week.

So yes, I have a case of the Mondays.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: NSFW
I was dreaming that I was stuck inside a washing machine on the rinse cycle.

To see or use a washing machine in your dream, suggests that you need to resolve past issues and old problems.

So... what issues are haunting you? :evil:

 

[ViRGE]

Strange, I woke up this morning in a dryer running on permanent press. By any chance do you happen to be a 3ft tall kleptomaniac midget who's been trying to murder me in my sleep?:Q :beer:

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: NSFW
I was dreaming that I was stuck inside a washing machine on the rinse cycle.

To see or use a washing machine in your dream, suggests that you need to resolve past issues and old problems.

So... what issues are haunting you? :evil:

When I was in 6th grade, I was hanging out with this chick in her basement. I thought it was just friendly kid stuff. Years later I found out that she wanted to lose her virginity to me that night.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: ViRGE
Strange, I woke up this morning in a dryer running on permanent press. By any chance do you happen to be a 3ft tall kleptomaniac midget who's been trying to murder me in my sleep?:Q :beer:

no but I think it would be awesome to have a narcoleptic pet midget.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: NSFW
I was dreaming that I was stuck inside a washing machine on the rinse cycle.

To see or use a washing machine in your dream, suggests that you need to resolve past issues and old problems.

So... what issues are haunting you? :evil:

When I was in 6th grade, I was hanging out with this chick in her basement. I thought it was just friendly kid stuff. Years later I found out that she wanted to lose her virginity to me that night.

so... go find her! or him, as the case may now be.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: NSFW
I was dreaming that I was stuck inside a washing machine on the rinse cycle.

To see or use a washing machine in your dream, suggests that you need to resolve past issues and old problems.

So... what issues are haunting you? :evil:

When I was in 6th grade, I was hanging out with this chick in her basement. I thought it was just friendly kid stuff. Years later I found out that she wanted to lose her virginity to me that night.

so... go find her! or him, as the case may now be.

Mission accomplished sir! I just feel dumb that I didn't catch the signs back then.

This was the chick that serviced me in her parking lot and then went in and kissed her fiance on the mouth 5 minutes later.

She's a good girl.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: NSFW

She's a good girl.

We require pics of said girl to adequately judge this...


you should know this by now..

 

[TruePaige]

Something about this makes me go "thumbs up".

 

[HannibalX]

I like Monday. Everyone is generally tired/hung over/pissed off and no one bothers me with shit at work. Now, Tuesday, I hate Tuesday. Everyone is in workaholic mode to make up for all the slacking off they did the on Friday and Monday.

 

[SearchMaster]

Originally posted by: TruePaige
Something about this makes me go "thumbs up".

That ain't yer thumb.

 

[Bateluer]

Originally posted by: iFX
I like Monday. Everyone is generally tired/hung over/pissed off and no one bothers me with shit at work. Now, Tuesday, I hate Tuesday. Everyone is in workaholic mode to make up for all the slacking off they did the on Friday and Monday.

Really? I find most of the idiots tend to call in on mondays, making my monday suck worse.

 

[biggestmuff]

Too bad for you. It's my friday night right now. Drinkin' beers and neffing! Woo!

 

[Casawi]

45 mins on my desk, and I have not done anything but read threads on ATOT and personal emails of course. I have yet to make coffee ... ohh man.

 

[rh71]

I woke up this morning and started the laundry... maybe you were in there.

 

[BW86]

I woke up this morning not wanting to go to work.

 

[James Bond]

I had a dream that an elephant jumped on my car and smashed it.

I'm not looking forward to this week.

 

[ggnl]

23 days until I quit my job for grad school. I will not miss it.