Most worthless/useless car accessory?

[Fiveohhh]

I can tell you what the most useful parts are....that magnetic thing you wrap on your fuel line to increase efficiency and the tornado thing you stick in the intake. according to the package I could shave 5-10mpg off!!

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
fake cellphone antennas
dual neon-colored wiper blades, with those fin things on them

I remember 1990 very well.....LOL

 

[toy4x4]

Type R stickers

 

[TitanDiddly]

Solar powered milk frother.

 

[gururu]

splattered bugs

 

[Jzero]

Fake blowers that stick on with tape.

 

[sharkeeper]

Cigar lighters. Not the socket, but the lighter piece.
Radar detectors are about as useless too.
Loud stereos. (it's laughable that people spend thousands of dollars on this to attempt to playback recordings in the most sonically hostile environment!)
Tireflies.
Paging car alarms. What are YOU going to do when the pager goes off??!
DVD players. People please respect others and buy a truck with a sleeper to watch your porn and whack off to. Or find a hotel!
High beam switches on the steering colum. Floor mounted switches were much better!

Cheers!

 

[Kroze]

Originally posted by: nboy22
Those black people have no lives... they think they're cool talking like they have no tongue. heh

They're pretty ignorant. But you get used to them after working in phily for a while.

 

[Crappopotamus]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
Anything that doesn't improve performance, comfort, or safety is useless and often dangerous.

what about looks? 🙁 i dont think spinners are useless. theyre bling! tacky imo, but kinda cool if youre into that stuff...

a truly useless accessory is the in car compass. we bought one a while back (type s compass no less), and it
a) never showed the correct direction
b) was not needed. i mean, unless youre lost in the wilderness, you dont need a compass.

 

[nightowl]

How about those lights that are usually placed on the windshield washer nozzle parts.