Most Randomly Funny Family Guy Scene

BrokenVisage

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Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian ... Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ...
Immigrant : Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak English!
Immigrant: No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You... you're kidding me, right?
Immigrant: ..Que?

So random, but so classic!
 

Argo

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Apr 8, 2000
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Griffins are checking out sailor school for Chris:

Sailor: You'll be at sea for many months at a time. With other men. Only other men. Long periods of time with only men and nothing else.
Chris: Is this like pirates?
Sailor: Yes, we've been called special kind of pirates...
Stewie (Excited): Do you have a pre-school program?
 

xSauronx

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Jul 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian ... Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ...
Immigrant : Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak English!
Immigrant: No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You... you're kidding me, right?
Immigrant: ..Que?

So random, but so classic!

i also like the one where they show a spanish quagmire (or supposedly a relative??) speaking some spanish GIGGITY more spanish GIGGITY GIGGITY

but im too lazy to find a clip, or a transcript
 

zerocool84

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Nov 11, 2004
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I can't stand all the randomness of Family Guy. That's why I never watch it. There's like only 10min of real storyline.
 

ra1nman

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Dec 9, 2007
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Youtube is blocked at work so I'm not sure what's already posted.

I liked the random scene where the members of Dexys Midnight Runners were just laying in bed Lois. If I remember right, for whatever reason Lois's name was changed to Eileen. After she gets out of bed to go to the bathroom, one of the band members says "I came up with a new song.........."


BTW the band mentioned was known for the song "Come On Eileen".

 

TwiceOver

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Dec 20, 2002
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Peter: "What do you want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? 'Cause I'm married."

Peter: "Holy crip, he's a crapple"

The entire PTV episode
 

geno

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Dec 26, 1999
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Originally posted by: zerocool84
I can't stand all the randomness of Family Guy. That's why I never watch it. There's like only 10min of real storyline.

Family Guy has a "real storyline"? :confused:

I love the show, but there's no real writing to speak of. The 'storylines' take the furthest back seat to the random humor. It's mindless, but that's why I like it.
 

Iron Woode

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Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: TwiceOver
Peter: "What do you want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? 'Cause I'm married."
That's it? That's all I have to do? Ah, thank Go... Wait a second. Which movie?
Because if it's anything with Greg Kinnear, you can just whack me off right now.
 

vi edit

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Oct 28, 1999
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Kool Aid man busting through the courtroom wall is probably my favorite.

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

OHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!

Brian doing the Peanut Butter Jelly dance was a close second.
 

Saint Michael

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[Family is trying to hide from mobsters.]
Peter: Don't worry, I got it all worked out. We'll move to England, huh? Worst they got there is, you know, drive-by... arguments...
[Meanwhile, in England.]
Englishman: I say, Jeremy, isn't that Reginald B. Stifworth, the young upstart chap who's been touting the merits of a united European commonwealth?
Jeremy: Why yes, I daresay it is.
Englishman: Oh, let's get him.
[They drive up.]
Englishman: Oh Reginald... I disagree!
[drives off]
 

Pheran

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Originally posted by: ra1nman
Youtube is blocked at work so I'm not sure what's already posted.

I liked the random scene where the members of Dexys Midnight Runners were just laying in bed Lois. If I remember right, for whatever reason Lois's name was changed to Eileen. After she gets out of bed to go to the bathroom, one of the band members says "I came up with a new song.........."

That's from American Dad, not Family Guy. The character's name is Francine but the band misremembered it.