Most profitable internet business?
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Anandtech, Google, Dell, Yahoo, Ebay. Just come up with a way to get millions of people to come to a site and look at ads.
GTaudiophile
Lifer
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shortylickens
No Lifer
- Jul 15, 2003
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Hello newb. Welcome!
Seriously now, if we were making a crapload of money why would be here talking to you?
And why would we just give away free financial advice?
Successful people dont do that. They charge big bucks for the info or keep it secret.
And if you have to ask such a question in a geek forum instead of a bussiness or economics class, you probably wont be successful at it anyway.
But hey, GOOD LUCK BUDDY! We love you.
:thumbsup:
EDIT:
GAWD I love newb bashing. I think I'll go drink some Mountain Dew and watch Star Trek 6 and laugh at dead Klingons.
Seriously now, if we were making a crapload of money why would be here talking to you?
And why would we just give away free financial advice?
Successful people dont do that. They charge big bucks for the info or keep it secret.
And if you have to ask such a question in a geek forum instead of a bussiness or economics class, you probably wont be successful at it anyway.
But hey, GOOD LUCK BUDDY! We love you.
:thumbsup:
EDIT:
GAWD I love newb bashing. I think I'll go drink some Mountain Dew and watch Star Trek 6 and laugh at dead Klingons.
HardcoreRobot
Lifer
- Nov 7, 2000
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You're an idiot. Just because I'm using a new login doesn't mean I haven't been out here for years. Bash away if it makes you happy.
Schadenfroh
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Make a lawsuit magnet internet site that never turns a profit and sell it to google for $1,000,000,000.
Make something that's popular for a few months and then sell it as quickly as possible to a company with too much money.
shortylickens
No Lifer
- Jul 15, 2003
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No, slutty Star Trek chicks makes me happy. Correcting newbs make me useful.
And I too lurked for a long time before joining. I learned that asking silly and simple questions gets you silly and simple answers.
If I'm an idiot you must be something god-aweful. You cant make quality posts and then piss and moan when others have fun with you.
All the best ways involve porn, gambling, white collar crime, or being bought out by google.
If you can combine all four, your IPO will really clean up.
If you can combine all four, your IPO will really clean up.
You should be able to make a good amount of money via identity theft. Then in the FPMITAP you will become the money and be passed around like so many cartons of cigarettes, have fun.
In all seriousness, if you are really good at poker you could probably make some money.
In all seriousness, if you are really good at poker you could probably make some money.
When I said I've been out here for years, I meant as a member under a different login, and if it means that much to you, I joined Anandtech long before you did. I started a new ID, which is what I posted this question under. If you can't understand this, go ask a grown up to explain it to you. I came out for some intelligent answers, and I got you, which is kind of like asking for filet mignon and receiving a horse turd, but I guess that's the breaks. Now it's your turn to try to attempt to post something intelligent/funny/sarcastic, but just keep in mind, I'm smarter than you, bigger than you, and better than you in every possible way imaginable, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.
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