- Nov 17, 2000
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I was at work and I got a phone call. Here is the approximate dialogue as close as possible to the real thing:
Him: Hi, I got a cordless mouse from you about a few months ago and the batteries are dead.
Me: ok, then change the batteries.
Him: well theres the reason I am calling, I am looking at the mouse and it looks like its a sealed unit except on the bottom it looks like theres a box that you can open and theres batteries in there, so do I need to open that up and put new batteries in there?
Me: umm yes, that would do it for you sir.
Him: ok thank you.
It took every ounce of me not to bust up laughing. If I didnt care about my job I would have said something like "you're supposed to get a hammer and nail and drive it in your forehead". The guy was so stupid, I am hoping that it was like a prank call or something but I havent received word of any of that and it was like a week or two ago.
Him: Hi, I got a cordless mouse from you about a few months ago and the batteries are dead.
Me: ok, then change the batteries.
Him: well theres the reason I am calling, I am looking at the mouse and it looks like its a sealed unit except on the bottom it looks like theres a box that you can open and theres batteries in there, so do I need to open that up and put new batteries in there?
Me: umm yes, that would do it for you sir.
Him: ok thank you.
It took every ounce of me not to bust up laughing. If I didnt care about my job I would have said something like "you're supposed to get a hammer and nail and drive it in your forehead". The guy was so stupid, I am hoping that it was like a prank call or something but I havent received word of any of that and it was like a week or two ago.
