Most painless way to off one's self?

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Xionide
You guys ever hear about the guy who tried jumping off a cliff with a rock roped to his head and a gun and took some poison? I guess they found him three days later dead from hypothermia. I guess when he jumped he tried to shoot himself and got the rope instead. The cold in the water made him puke up the poison. So he just sat there and froze to death against some tree.

-Xionide

Snopes says no.

Therefore, my declaration of shenanigans was just.

I move to ratify Bradruth's declaration of shenanigans and have it entered into the book of records.

I second the motion.

 

[jemcam]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
marriage

No, that's the most painful and it most certainly doesn't lead to death. I know, I've been down that aisle twice.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Gurck
Friend and I got talking and I say it's a shotgun in the mouth, he says it's jumping off a tall building. My take on it is that the fright while falling = pain, and that unless you land right on your head you'll have a moment or two to reflect on it while you die from massive bleeding and blunt trauma. Thoughts? How about without a shotgun at hand?

why don't you guys find something more worthwhile to talk about.

lthat's lame man, just lame

 

[DJFuji]

Originally posted by: bradruth
If I did it it would be fool-proof.

Find a nice grain elevator (they're really tall) where trains regularly pass through & climb up to the top & take two pistols with you. Put the pistols up to either side of your head (or head & heart) and then tip yourself off the building while a train is coming. You could either shoot as you tilt off the building or on the fall, if you think you can do so. Either way, put the two rounds into yourself before you hit the ground so either way you're almost guaranteed to die. If not, the train will take care of that.

That's not one of those sissy, "cry for help" suicide attempts, by the way. 😀

for some reason i found this hilariously funny...

 

[glugglug]

I heard that bleeding to death after self-Bobbitization is completely painless, because you won't feel your nuts bleeding when they are no longer attached. Give it a shot!

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: DJFuji

Originally posted by: bradruth
If I did it it would be fool-proof.

Find a nice grain elevator (they're really tall) where trains regularly pass through & climb up to the top & take two pistols with you. Put the pistols up to either side of your head (or head & heart) and then tip yourself off the building while a train is coming. You could either shoot as you tilt off the building or on the fall, if you think you can do so. Either way, put the two rounds into yourself before you hit the ground so either way you're almost guaranteed to die. If not, the train will take care of that.

That's not one of those sissy, "cry for help" suicide attempts, by the way. 😀

for some reason i found this hilariously funny...

Ooo, you are DARK. 😉

 

[Chu]

Originally posted by: Gurck
Friend and I got talking and I say it's a shotgun in the mouth, he says it's jumping off a tall building. My take on it is that the fright while falling = pain, and that unless you land right on your head you'll have a moment or two to reflect on it while you die from massive bleeding and blunt trauma. Thoughts? How about without a shotgun at hand?

The most painless deaths by far are suffocation without CO2 buildup. When you feel like you are suffocating, the trigger is the CO2 concentration in the air you are breathing, not the O2. Thus, just hook yourself up to a car exhaust, or pure Nitrogen, and off you go. It should also be noted plenty of dumbasses kill themself this way because they get a hold of some laughing gas, and don't realize that when the dentist gives it to you they mix it with oxygen.

-Chu

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: halik
CO

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: glugglug
I heard that bleeding to death after self-Bobbitization is completely painless, because you won't feel your nuts bleeding when they are no longer attached. Give it a shot!

Bobbit had his penis cut off (at about half-mast), not his scrotum/testicles.

 

[RbSX]

Death by masturbation is... really painful.