Most memorable bumper sticker?

[Analog]

The one I can recall is a junky car that had:

"Tailgate and I'll Flick a Booger on Your Windshield" amongst other tattered stickers...

 

[mozirry]

"I'd rather be cummin' then strokin' "

 

[IronWing]

My kid ducked at Columbine High.

 

[xochi]

Are you as close to Jesus as you are to my Bumper?

 

[Paladin3]

An attractive woman in traffic with "Back Off! Only my husband gets to ride my ass like that!"

 

[Mean MrMustard]

Eatin' ain't cheatin'

My other ride's your wife.

My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.

 

[BoomerD]

Keep honkin...I'm reloading as fast as I can.


My kid sold your honor student the answers.


My juvenile delinquent steals your honor student's lunch money.


My ALL-TIME favorite:

I Love my Country but I FEAR my Government.

 

[IronWing]

If you don't like government in your face, take your mouth off the tit!

 

[amdhunter]

Watch my rear, not hers.

 

[KevinCU]

I'll go with this one.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: ironwing
My kid ducked at Columbine High.

Seriously? That's 🙁

 

[sdifox]

If you can read this, you are following too closely.

 

[Newbian]

It's one of these.

 

[compuwiz1]

Unless you're pulling my hair stay off my ass

 

[CrackRabbit]

Don't laugh. Your daughter might be in here.

On the back of a beat up Volkswagen mini bus.

 

[geno]

On my grandfather's pickup :

"Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT"

I was probably 11 when I saw it and I laughed my ass off. This was before everyone had a dozen smartass bumperstickers on their car, too.

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Vegetarian - old indian word for sucks at fishing

 

[zzuupp]

Visualize whirled peas

 

[roid450]

OUCK FBAMA

Osama
Liden

 

[alkemyst]

My golden retriever is smarter than your honor student.

 

[tasmanian]

Honk if you see parts fall off. On a 60's flat nose chevy van.

 

[aigomorla]

" i hate barbie, that bitch has everything"

Was on a bumper sticker and i couldnt stop laughing.

 

[eplebnista]

I've Got A Perfect Body, But It's In The Trunk And Beginning To Smell

 

[Kwatt]

Injection is nice But I would rather be BLOWN !

If your going fast enough the wrinkles don't show!

 

[Red Squirrel]

"Do not tailgate. The end is near".

Was actually on a bulletin board at our church, but was a bumper sticker.