most insane new law? Germans make it illegal to kill ants!

wfbberzerker

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crazy as it is, i bet you that it does indeed help increase the ant population. oh wait... its not like we've been going "ant-killing crazy"
 

Gunslinger08

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Nov 18, 2001
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Eventually it will be illegal to poop because the chemicals we ingest harm the environment when they come back out.
 

Rogue

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And we wonder why Germany and France are ineffective in dealing with terrorist infestations in middle east countries.
 

kaizersose

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the funny thing will be if the products like raid continue to be sold at german stores. when the police come, just innocently insist that its for cockroaches. "I do not know vut you are talking about officers? I vood neva kill zee ants!"
 
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WTH is going on when we have to contend with peace-loving, tree-hugging Germans? The world has gone topsy-turvy! (Either that, or they are once again plotting world domination, under a fuzzy facade of hippy-ness).
 

kt

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They are plotting to take over the world by assemblying an enormous army of ants. Time to stock up on RAID.
 

isekii

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They should let loose a several hundred thousand Red Army Ants into the headquarters and see if they don't kill em.