most hilariously bad song ever?

[Spamela]

nobody's heard William Shatner sing?

 

[BloodInTheStreets]

I wanna be a hulkamaniac

 

[geno]

Anything by Wesley Willis

 

[illusion88]

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

If that didnt work go here

 

[geno]

Oh and "Macho Man - Be a Man"

 

[thomsbrain]

"I am a Viking" Yngwie Malmsteen

"Chop Suey" Avril Lavigne

 

[conjur]

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy


Yes...Spock sings!


heh...

:beer: to ya, illusion88!!

 

[Wag]

My Ding-a-ling: Chuck Berry

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling

 

[y2kc]

worst.song.ever.

MacArthur Park
( Richard Harris )

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

[break]

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You'll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I'll be thinking of you
And wondering why

[extended break]

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no
No, no
Oh no!!

 

[Doggiedog]

Rico Suave is pretty bad.

The freakin song doesn't even rhyme.

 

[Coquito]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog
Rico Suave is pretty bad.

The freakin song doesn't even rhyme.

But the parody version is kinda funny.

:music:Taco... Grande...:music:

I second Don't Copy That Floppy. It made a comeback on suprnova several months ago & brought back all those pathetic memories.

 

[kermalou]

brian austin green rapping
david hasselhoff - any song

 

[Vortex22]

"Chop Suey" Avril Lavigne

Hahaha yes... this gets my vote also.

The most ear bleedingly terrible cover ever!

 

[Corporate Thug]

creed

 

[neilm]

The one by cheeky girls... people from the UK will know what I'm talking about.

 

[Redviffer]

Originally posted by: illusion88
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

If that didnt work go here

This gets my vote, it was horrible. I guess that answers the question of whether or not Nimoy did any drugs.

 

[Mermaidman]

I've Never Been to Me, by Charlene

Sample of cheesy lyrics:

Oh, I've been to Nice and the Isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht
I've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got
I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me . . .

Sometimes I've been to crying for unborn children that might have made me complete
But I took the sweet life, I never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet
I've spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that costs too much to be free

A gem!

 

[StageLeft]

Are you jimmy ray? Artist: Jimmy Ray

Song was comical. One hit wonder, but embarassingly catchy at times

 

[IGBT]

Nearly all country/western tunes...

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
"Chop Suey" Avril Lavigne

I was waiting for someone to say that. The "she bangs" sung by that fob was nothing compared to this.

 

[ClueLis]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
"Chop Suey" Avril Lavigne

That's what I was thinking when I saw the thread title. Someone posted a recording of it here on ATOT a while back, and it was the most rediculous thing I had ever heard.

The thread is here, although the link is dead. Anyone have a copy to post here?

 

[geno]

Ohhh how could I have forgotten Aicha