Most Hilarious Scenes in Family Guy

[BustaBust]

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This sucks!

 

[wfn]

one of my favorite episodes is when Peter decides to grow a beard and he has this dialogue with Lois:

- lois im gonna grow a beard
- peter you know i hate beards
- no lois, itss time i joined the ranks of great men with beards. why do you think jesus christ was so
- popular? cause of all the magic tricks?

and there's also this one which is pretty much an all time classic...

- my god, brian, theres a message in my alphabits it says ooooooooo
- peter, those are cheerios.

and the one from stewie being in the performing arts class with that girl...

- Well Id love to stay and chat but youre a total bitch

and this other good one from Stewie:

no sprinkles. For every sprinkle i find, i shall KILL you.

and there's also this awesome episode where the family gets into a witness protection program and moves south and peter gets attacked by a racoon.. after that he goes to the outhouse which is just a hole and he doesnt get it till he falls in..

- ohh god, ohh god it's in my raccoon wounds!

 

[KLin]

Kid: Hey, you hit my mom!
Peter: No, I hit your dad
Man: Stand back! Give her some air!
Peter: You mean give him some air
Woman: Call an ambulance! She's going into labor!
Peter: You mean he's going into labor
::baby cries::
Peter: whoops

:thumbsup::laugh:

 

[Kobota]

Peter: I don't want your Mom to worry alright? When she worries she starts saying things like 'I told you so' or 'Stop doing that I'm asleep'.


Brian: Oh, please, Peter, your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs.
Meg & Peter: *gasp*
Brian: Too soon?

 

[MaxDSP]

thats it, Im going to take the plunge and buy Season 3 (already have S1+S2) this weekend......thats another $38 bucks this month

 

"my other penis is a vagina"

at a party, peters drunk, "where's that peter griffin, he bet me a hundred dollars i wouldn't get drunk and talk off all my clothes off"

the porn awards were great too

 

[nageov3t]

Chris and the evil monkey in his bedroom