Most Hilarious Scenes in Family Guy

[CVSiN]

Death Episode...

and the Willie Wonka Episode..

 

[Schwan]

These are cracking me up.

"A boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat! And you know how much we've wanted one of those."

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by: Wahsapa
when he has the 5 minute fight scene with the chicken.

Great. Just great.

 

[edro]

Originally posted by: Schwan
These are cracking me up.

"A boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat! And you know how much we've wanted one of those."

haha, I love that one!

 

[Mo0o]

"THIS IS FOR HUSBANDS ONLY!!!!!"

 

[Hankerton]

When Peter gets swallowed up by that motivational speaker you see on TV all the time with the big teeth.


I forget which episode this was, but for some reason had me laughing harder then ever.

 

[WobbleWobble]

The one with the ball and paddle.

Peter hears a noise coming from Chris' room and opens to the door and sees him playing with the paddle ball. Gives him a talk and some nudie mags, leaves and hears the noise again. Looks in his back pocket and sees Chris' paddle ball.

 

[bacon333]

when peter walks down the street, looks at his chin and says "hmm what is this doing here" pulls off his chin and sticks it in his pants.

 

[MBony]

Peter is giving his speech for the tobacco industry and he hears Stewie coughing. And goes on to say how bad smoking is, when someone says something from the crowd and Peter fires back something like "Kinda like how you've taken years from society" and the crowd claps and Peter turns around and says to the writers of the show who are up on stage at this point "Great work fellas, now give me one to go out on" and the writers say "Sorry, its our lunch break" and walk off. Peter turns around to a quiet crowd and says after a brief pause, "Well......THAT MY MOMMA!" and walks off stage.

 

[Darkstar757]

Originally posted by: tennisflip
When Peter breast feeds Stewie

Yes

DUde when ifrst saw that I almost died laughing I couldnt breathe for like 3mins

 

[TheNinja]

1.Of course the Kool-Aid guy "OH YEEEAAAAAH!!
2.Peter hurting his shin "hissssssss....ahhhhh......sssssss....ahhhh"
3.Stewie "Don't forget to wash the taint"

 

[Schwan]

Originally posted by: torpid
What is wrong with you people?! The funniest scene is from the funniest episode, which has probably the 2 or 3 funnies[t] scenes. It is the scene where peter puts stewie down his pants in a fit of man envy and walks around the grocery store.

Hahaha yeah I loved that one. And later in the episode Stewie is reading inside his pants with a flashlight. lol

 

[CFster]

Don't remember the specifics but Meg is infatuated with the neighbor's son.

She's trying to make conversation with him but he walks away. She says after him, "I like salt!"

 

[WobbleWobble]

Originally posted by: CFster
Don't remember the specifics but Meg is infatuated with the neighbor's son.

She's trying to make conversation with him but he walks away. She says after him, "I like salt!"

I thought it's, "I can't taste salt"?

 

[CFster]

Something to that effect...

 

[sobriquet]

Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to Kaye Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.
Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Peter: I drift in and out.

 

[Schwan]

Originally posted by: sobriquet
Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to Kaye Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.
Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Peter: I drift in and out.

hahaha

 

[Jynx980]

When Peter has a flashback about getting an expired coupon from a guy in a chicken suit. The flashback lasted way to long but that was part of what made it funny.

Also when Peter screws up the birthday party for Stewie at the pizza place. When hes telling Lois what happend he makes the guy look like the devil then he busts out like the hulk.

 

[HombrePequeno]

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.


Quagmire: I've never done it with a Spanish chick before. [Laughs] Ole!

 

[Schwan]

"Remember, nothing says 'good job' like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind."

 

[Horus]

From "Wish Upon a Weinstein"

"OPTIMUS PRIME IS JEWISH!?!" -In walks Optimus prime. A robe extends from his shoulders, a little compartment on his chest opens and he removes a yamaka.-

Or,

"Haven't you kids ever been in a cult before?"

 

[jpthomas]

Anybody know what episode the chicken beating is in? I was looking for it the other day and couldn't find it.

 

[MaxDSP]

which episode is the Kool-Aid man scene in?

 

[KeyserSoze]

Originally posted by: jpthomas
Anybody know what episode the chicken beating is in? I was looking for it the other day and couldn't find it.

I think it's the Y2K episode, but I don't remember the episode name.




KeyserSoze

 

[KeyserSoze]

Ok, I got a question I hope someone can answer.

I get almost all of the pop culture references in that show, execept for one.

There is one episode where Bryan is talking to Peter on the sofa, and out of nowhere this old MINITAURE miner on a wagon coach with two horses comes through the living room around the sofa into the kitchen, and dissappears. Bryan tries to chase it down, but it just vanishes into the cabinets. Does ANYONE know what this is from, or supposed to be referencing? It was totally random, and had nothing to do with the episode.




KeyserSoze