Most Hilarious Scenes in Family Guy

[CraigRT]

wish upon a weinstein episode...

optimus prime, half of lenny kravitz.. LOL, so hilarious!!!

 

[Shanteli]

I don't remember the dialogue but it has Walt Disney and Minnie mouse stripping and Walk saying:

"You want to be a star don't ya"

LOL

 

[DanTMWTMP]

what's your name?!

"uhh uhh pea.. uhh tear... uhh griffin"

 

[mpitts]

*gasp*... "Chicken... gave me a bad coupon.."

and

"You're wife's hot."

 

[MalikChen]

Hotel manager: "Excuse me sir, you can't park your van on the diving board"
Peter: "That's not my van, it's my son!"
Hotel manager (to other manager): "Hey, it's okay, it's just a fat kid!"

 

[bobbybe01]

Funny scene is when Quagmire is at the basketball game (?) and opens the door to the girls' locker room:

Quag: "How old are you girls?"

Girls: "Sixteen."

Quag: "Eighteen? Aaaaallrrrriiigghhht!"

 

[jorken]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Where Peter falls and hurts his knee.

Another vote.

 

[edro]

The Captain Crunch scene wins them all!

My cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth!

HAhAHAHAHhAhA

 

[Platypus]

Krypton sucks!

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Where Peter falls and hurts his knee.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Crafty mexicans and their glass candy

 

[Grimbones]

Old Man: Hey, muscly arm, why the long face?
Chris: It's this girl. I can't talk to her. It's like girls are a different species or something.
Old Man: Who needs them? You like Popsicles?
Chris: Well, sure.
Old Man: Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.
Chris: No, thanks. I gotta get going.
Old Man: Don't make me beg now.
Chris: You're funny. Bye.
Old Man: Get your fat ass back here.

Definitely funny, i also loved the scene where peter is like "i'm the king of the world" and falls down naked into some mexicans living room and he screams "PORRRRQUE" yeah..funny.

Also forgot to mention the scene, where Brian pisses on the floor at the grocery store, and the old woman comes hobbling along and slips in it and face plants into it...

Oh, and that one scene i forget but they're doing that mystery date thing (i dunno what it really is i'm too young) and they ask peter how you would eat the chick if she was icecream, and he says something along the lines of , "i would eat you very quickly, before i went flaccid" ...thats just ridiculous.

 

[oneshot47]

Any of the quotes!

 

[Insomnium]

Quick dialogue between Quagmuyer and Lois when she's at his house:

Quag: "Lois, I'd do anything to you."
Lois : "What??"
Quag: "I'd do anything for you."

and almost any quote by Stewie.

 

[shabby]

Quagmire walks into the washroom and finds a tied up cheerleader.... JACKPOT

 

[Apex]

Originally posted by: oneshot47
Any of the quotes!

Man, those just kill me.

 

[JeffCos]

Originally posted by: brigden
When an old woman slips on Brian's pee in a grocery store.

from the same episode...when Peter tries to potty train stewy.
Stewie: "After that we can light up a doobie and watch porn."
Peter: "Really?"
Stewie: "I'll use these facilities when I'm good and ready, and until then you'll continue to sanitize my crevase, and be damn grateful for it."

 

[Sluggo]

When Brian runs and tackles Seabreeze at the dog track.

Meg: Ohhhh My God
Mr. Pewterschmidt : He's violating Seabreeze.
Peter: No, he's just awkwardly positioning himself... OK, NOW he's violating Seabreeze.
Stewie: <makes porn music>

 

[The Sauce]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick
When he can shoot at a 5th grade level.

That, and Kool-aid man comes bursting into the courtroom.

EDIT: When peter eats all that dried food and has a glass of water.

"Everybody get out I have to poop...NOW!"

 

[Gooberlx2]

The Evil Monkey!!

 

[The Sauce]

I like the wheelchair guy at the handicapped olympics.

Voice box:

"That was pathetic."

"Why don't you send your wife to my room later for a little..."

"boom chaka-laka,"

"boom chaka-laka,"

"boom chaka-laka,"

"boom chaka-laka,"

"boom chaka-laka,"

"boom."


"Of course I love you Meg, but I love Star Trek too, and in all fairness Star Trek was here first."

I loved Stewie's eulogy for Brian's dead mom when he is carrying on about what a good lamp she was.

 

[Cobalt]

My sig. And when Stewie remembers his basketball game, and he is speaking in ebonics.

 

[LeetViet]

"Why did all the dinosaurs die?"
"Because you touch yourself at night!"

 

[halik]

the KFC one

"what wrong with you. i say you he dead"

 

[JonnyStarks]

"Dance with me Lois, dance the dance of.." *crashes into bookshelf.*

And later in the episode when Howie Mandell comes into lighten the mood by blowing up a glove with his nose then passes out and whacks his head on the coffee table.

Oh, and
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?