Most Hilarious Scenes in Family Guy

[Electric Amish]

Peter talking to the Don: "Do you want me to whack a guy?....off a guy?....whack-off a guy? Cuz I'm married."

 

[torpid]

What is wrong with you people?! The funniest scene is from the funniest episode, which has probably the 2 or 3 funnies[t] scenes. It is the scene where peter puts stewie down his pants in a fit of man envy and walks around the grocery store.

 

[FuZoR]

Originally posted by: tennisflip
When Peter breast feeds Stewie

yup!

 

[AkumaX]

murf 1: Yo, you have a good time last night?
Smurf 2: Smurftacular!
Smurf 1: Yeah I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf 2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
Smurf 1: Shut the smurf up!
Smurf 2: Yeah!
Smurf 1: Right in the smurfin' parking lot?
Smurf 2: Smurf yeah!
Smurf 1: Oh that is freakin' smurf.
Smurf 2: You smurf it.
Smurf 1: That is freakin' smurf
Smurf 2: Yeah...

and when Lois Lane goes around acting random crazy (wtf?!)

 

[rgwalt]

When Stewie and Brian are in a cheap hotel in "Rhode Island Bound"

Stewie: Thats right Mr. Giraffe... get all the marmalade.

When Chris has gone to NY to become an artist... the family is at an art gallery:

Brian: I didn't know Maplethorpe did pencil work
Curator: Yes, he did charactures in his early years
Cuts to Maplethorpe and a young boy
Maplethorpe: Jimmy, who is your favorite baseball player?
Jimmy: Uh... Reggie Jackson
Maplethorpe: OK, I'm going to draw him going poopie on your chest. What number is he again?

Family Guy is awesome. I hope the new episodes live up to the standards of the first three seasons.

R

 

[new2AMD]

Too many to list.

But Ill try:

Brian drunk: "I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection. "

Peter: "Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually."

Glen Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
Meg Griffin: No.
Glen Quagmire: Just checkin'.

 

[JSang]

My favorite moment.

 

[nakedfrog]

When the Chris walks up to Peter and says "Got your nose!" and then Peter says "Oh yeah? Got your face!" as he rips Chris' face off, who proceeds to run around screaming while the mom calmly says "Calm down, it's just a trick."
I was ROFLMAO first time I saw that.

 

[AkumaX]

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IN YOUR FACE! IN YOUR FACE! IN YOUR FACE!

optimus prime

 

[Scarpozzi]

Racoon out of lois's shirt.

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: tennisflip
Stewie's minute long response to the girl who says that "he is the weakest link."

murf 1: Yo, you have a good time last night?
Smurf 2: Smurftacular!
Smurf 1: Yeah I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf 2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
Smurf 1: Shut the smurf up!
Smurf 2: Yeah!
Smurf 1: Right in the smurfin' parking lot?
Smurf 2: Smurf yeah!
Smurf 1: Oh that is freakin' smurf.
Smurf 2: You smurf it.
Smurf 1: That is freakin' smurf
Smurf 2: Yeah...

Peter: "Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually."

these made me laugh

 

[brunswickite]

How many dirty stickin apes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

[natto fire]

Originally posted by: Wahsapa
when he has the 5 minute fight scene with the chicken. also when stewie has the birthday and he thinks the 'man in the white coat' is coming to get him. oh, and when lois learns karate and they are in the bar and she has to kick every ones ass.

I was wondering if anyone was going to post the "bad coupon" scene. Very funny. I was watching on Fox last night until I noticed they censored some of the words. WTF didn't fox run the show originally? I'll watch it on Adult Swim thanks, or better yet on my computer when I get to pick the episodes. Damn Fox realy blows hard...

 

[joinT]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Racoon out of lois's shirt.

Hehe, I like the outhouse scene.

Peter goes into outhouse
Peter: Hey how does this thing work.. It's just a hole in the ground.. I don't think it goes anywhere.. Nope, definitely doesn't go anywhere
Bird flies into outhouse, knocking it over
Peter: AHhaaaaaa, It's... EVERYWHERE, It's in my raccoon wounds!

 

[DanTMWTMP]

flashbacks to the chicken fight!!! mauahahhaah

oh and when swanson starts crying and they all just slide away...LOL @ quagmire's technique

 

[HokieESM]

[pause] "Them Griffin boys better grow some wings.... or start flapping their arms." [/pause]

"I got blisters on me fingers!!!!" (Stewie, post "My Big Fat Baby Loves to Eat")

 

[amcdonald]

Lois: Peter, you're such a child!
Peter: Yeah, well if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm going to sit here and listen to a pervert.

 

[alexjohnson16]

As stated, the chicken fight from the Y2K episode...

Second favorite is probably the New York Priest when all the New Yorkers come to Quahog to watch the leaves turn colors...

 

[azncoffeeboi]

"So Peter, does that moat really help protect your home?"

"Well, it keeps the black knight at bay!"

 

[kevman]

Here's a few of many that are awesome

"Y2K????!! Are you selling chicken or sex jelly??"

Pawtucket Pat's Oompaaa Loompa scene


When Peter turns the wagon into the General Lee and gets Brian to try to jump throught the window?

Peter to Lois when she says the sinke he fixed was broken.
"No Way, I'll bet you all my star wars guys, wait except bobafet, no matter how sure I am I never risk the Fet Man"


When Peter gets his Fatty corpuscle checked the whole doctor scene.

 

[ggavinmoss]

"Nipples and dimes, nickel and boobs..."

"Hey dad, I've got your nose..."

-geoff

 

[AkumaX]

"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made!"

 

[brunswickite]

"milk, milk, lemonade around the corner fudge is made"

 

[JoeKing]

Quag has some of the best scenes...

-When Louis comes over and Quagmire thinks she's going to do it and he begins transforming the room while humming.
-Quagmire searching for his keys.....

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

Just too many to lists for the Family Guy.

 

[KLin]

what episode had the scene where peter is comparing giving Joe a ladder to giving a dead guy a watch? hilarious