Most Hilarious Scenes in Family Guy

[Vortex22]

No doubt this has been done many times before.

Favorite hilarious scenes or sight gags in Family Guy?
One of my favorites from last night: fat Stewie. Especially the part where hes trying to eat ice cream "Damn you ice cream. Come to my mouth!".

 

[tennisflip]

When Peter breast feeds Stewie

 

[GoingUp]

Where Peter falls and hurts his knee.

 

[Ameesh]

when the kool-aid man busts into court and then looks around confused.

 

(to the brocolli) "Mother says your good for me, im afraid im no good for you!"

 

[Kelvrick]

When he can shoot at a 5th grade level.

That, and Kool-aid man comes bursting into the courtroom.

EDIT: When peter eats all that dried food and has a glass of water.

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: tennisflip
When Peter breast feeds Stewie

that was hilarious...add the evil monkey that hides in Chris's closet to the hilarious scenes list

 

[DougK62]

Chris and the street talk.

 

[tennisflip]

Stewie's minute long response to the girl who says that "he is the weakest link."

 

[SpunkyJones]

"Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal." :thumbsup:

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Chris is ashamed of his weight, sitting on the diving board. Peter comes over and makes a big scene to embarass Chris by licking his own nipple. That episode was one last night, but they actually edited out Peter's nipple.:roll:

 

[ironcrotch]

Quagmire crashes his car and a blow up doll pops out as his air bag. "ALLLRIGGHTT"

 

[40Hands]

Peter: Thats nonsence, everyone knows you cant make your self puke by putting your finger down your throat...

Pope: You embarass da pope! God! Strike them down now!.......Oh hes a cookin up somethin!

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

 

[brigden]

When Stewie sends a brain-controlled Chris into a hardware store looking for weapons and explosives.

When an old woman slips on Brian's pee in a grocery store.

 

[KnickNut3]

"Remember that present that you all wanted for Christmas? It's in the basement."
"Ooh, a pony?"
"A new bike?"
"A dead Lois?"
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"This is what you call 'dolled up'? Why don't you save yourself years of sexual ambiguity and get fitted for a pair of dock martins and a plaid flannel shirt."
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When he had his own theme music was great. "Sitting on a bus, sitting on a bus..."
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My favorite: airport security and Osama Bin Laden (didn't make the DVDs). "Thank God Osama Bin Laden doesn't know show tunes." "God I hope I get it..."

 

[MrDingleDangle]

when Peter hears a "fwaping" noise coming from Chris room and he walks in and chris is playing paddle ball

then when Peter leaves he hears it again, but looks at his hand and he has the paddle ball game

 

[alexeikgb]

Originally posted by: Ameesh
when the kool-aid man busts into court and then looks around confused.

That and when Stewie tears through Mr. Rogers's neighborhood while dreaming

 

[glen]

Old Man: Hey, muscly arm, why the long face?
Chris: It's this girl. I can't talk to her. It's like girls are a different species or something.
Old Man: Who needs them? You like Popsicles?
Chris: Well, sure.
Old Man: Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.
Chris: No, thanks. I gotta get going.
Old Man: Don't make me beg now.
Chris: You're funny. Bye.
Old Man: Get your fat ass back here.

 

[KnickNut3]

Originally posted by: glen
Old Man: Hey, muscly arm, why the long face?
Chris: It's this girl. I can't talk to her. It's like girls are a different species or something.
Old Man: Who needs them? You like Popsicles?
Chris: Well, sure.
Old Man: Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.
Chris: No, thanks. I gotta get going.
Old Man: Don't make me beg now.
Chris: You're funny. Bye.
Old Man: Get your fat ass back here.

Just fired up that episode, then saw your quote, :Q

 

[KnickNut3]

Originally posted by: alexeikgb

Originally posted by: Ameesh
when the kool-aid man busts into court and then looks around confused.

That and when Stewie tears through Mr. Rogers's neighborhood while dreaming

Also a favorite

Hmm, how ironic... Rogers... it almost rhymes with... eliminate!

 

[HiTek21]

Peter grabs his chin and goes how did those get up there, sticks his chin back in his pants.

or

the episode where they all get free boats from the time share program.

joes wife: and to your right you'll see the griffins
Joe: we're nautical babe thats starboard but i'll forgive you cuz you sex me up now give me some sugar.

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: brigden
When Stewie sends a brain-controlled Chris into a hardware store looking for weapons and explosives.

That was the funniest moment of the series.

 

[Wahsapa]

when he has the 5 minute fight scene with the chicken. also when stewie has the birthday and he thinks the 'man in the white coat' is coming to get him. oh, and when lois learns karate and they are in the bar and she has to kick every ones ass.

 

[jonMEGA]

"Hey how old are ya?"
"16"
"18?! Alright!"
"MOM!"
"I like where this is going"

 

[DnetMHZ]

"I need an adult!!! "