Most embarressing moment...ever....

[delroy]

True humiliation lies within ourselves, so, I was curious as to what is your most embarressing moment?

..I've had a lot of embarressing moments, but, when I was 15, in Jr. High..I had a loose button on my shorts. I was unaware of this..or the fact that my zipper was down.

That was okay, see, because I was late for school that day and didn't grab boxers like any normal boy should have. ..*sigh*.. So, unbeknownest to me...I climbed out of my car (quickly, around the bend, of course because I was too cool to be 'dropped off by mother')..and as I rounded the school (to the main front doors where everyone "cool" congregated) my pants dropped. And there was I. ALL of I.

It turned out to be one of those situations that "doesn't go away when something happens to someone else". No, that one stuck with me.

Anyway...enlighten me? Put my story to shame. (someone...)

 

[MercenaryForHire]

One time, I banned this guy for life from a forum and posted his real name and address for spamming bullsh!t in his sig.

- M4H

 

[DAGTA]

Not quite as good as yours...

I was a college instructor briefly. One night I noticed several students smirking while I was lecturing in front of a class of about 85 students. As I was walking out of the classroom after a 75 minute lecture, I noticed that my fly was down and had been since I had used the restroom before class.

 

[shortylickens]

Interesting............
Each of you joined in 2002.
One has 135 posts, the other has 31000.

I wonder which might have a better moment to talk about.

 

[SilentZero]

Was in the front rank of one of my old batallions practice change of command ceremony, and was caught by the CSM (command Sgt Major) adjusting my "unit" while standing at attention. Never the less, he made me stand out in front of the entire batallion (thankfully not the full batallion was there because it was only a practice for the event later in the day), and hold my crotch through the whole practice ceremony (~2 hours). That event stayed with me for 4 years while in that unit and was always know for it.

 

[Otaking]

There was this time at band camp...

 

[Mrvile]

Wow yours is pretty good. I don't think I can come near that...but of course, embarassment is subjective and being in your birthday suit could be worse to me than to you. Just a thought

 

[Wallydraigle]

Freshman year in highschool they dragged us to the gym to watch some trampoline people do tricks for our amusement. My class was last to go in, so we had to sit down in front. They called for a volunteer at one point and my buddy hit my arm from behind so it went up for just a second and I got picked.

So I go up and I'm standing there with these circus freaks and they're having me walk around the trampoline like a douche, and show how there was a gap in the springs that let them do some of the tricks they were doing. Then he told me to stand somewhere else where there wasn't enough room between the springs, which was a set up that I walked right into. I said I couldn't and the guy circus freak asked why and I said because it's too small, and he says something to the effect of "Story of your life, huh?"

So I had my wang insulted by a pedophile circus freak in front of my whole high school.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: delroy
True humiliation lies within ourselves, so, I was curious as to what is your most embarressing moment?

..I've had a lot of embarressing moments, but, when I was 15, in Jr. High..I had a loose button on my shorts. I was unaware of this..or the fact that my zipper was down.

That was okay, see, because I was late for school that day and didn't grab boxers like any normal boy should have. ..*sigh*.. So, unbeknownest to me...I climbed out of my car (quickly, around the bend, of course because I was too cool to be 'dropped off by mother')..and as I rounded the school (to the main front doors where everyone "cool" congregated) my pants dropped. And there was I. ALL of I.

It turned out to be one of those situations that "doesn't go away when something happens to someone else". No, that one stuck with me.

Anyway...enlighten me? Put my story to shame. (someone...)

I was at a debate tournament judging. I was only there because I liked this girl there who was our team captain. So we would judge and all that and I went to take a piss. My shirt got jammed in my zipper so i pulled harder. The zipper fell apart.... and broke completely ><. GG MONEY

I had to excuse myself and miss out judging with her for 2 rounds so I could go home and change lol.

 

[x04d DaY]

At some point in grade school, very young, maybe in grade four. I was never a popular kid in grade school, never tried to make too many friends... Anyways, I was playing basketball with a few people, something happened that lead some behemoth to hit me in the face with an open hand. Sufficent to say, I cired. I don't know why, it didn't hurt.

Since then I've pretty much suppressed my emotions. More damaging that embarassing, I guess.

 

[Frost Byte]

Originally posted by: x04d DaY
At some point in grade school, very young, maybe in grade four. I was never a popular kid in grade school, never tried to make too many friends... Anyways, I was playing basketball with a few people, something happened that lead some behemoth to hit me in the face with an open hand. Sufficent to say, I cired. I don't know why, it didn't hurt.

Since then I've pretty much suppressed my emotions. More damaging that embarassing, I guess.

Um, you need therapy..

 

[KidViciou$]

Originally posted by: x04d DaY
At some point in grade school, very young, maybe in grade four. I was never a popular kid in grade school, never tried to make too many friends... Anyways, I was playing basketball with a few people, something happened that lead some behemoth to hit me in the face with an open hand. Sufficent to say, I cired. I don't know why, it didn't hurt.

Since then I've pretty much suppressed my emotions. More damaging that embarassing, I guess.

you sissy, i got slapped by my friend when i was in kindergarden and din't cry, and that' ish hurt too! when he got in trouble with the teacher, he started crying though, hahaha

i also fell off a rocking horse and hit my head on the hard tile but didn't cry, i just walked it off, and that was at 5! of course i wanted to but didn't

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Probably at age 14 when I was collapsed on the ground when I was beat up by a philly cop in a case of mistaken identity, then got smacked by my dad when I came home because he said I must have deserved it.

 

[x04d DaY]

Originally posted by: KidViciou$

Originally posted by: x04d DaY
At some point in grade school, very young, maybe in grade four. I was never a popular kid in grade school, never tried to make too many friends... Anyways, I was playing basketball with a few people, something happened that lead some behemoth to hit me in the face with an open hand. Sufficent to say, I cired. I don't know why, it didn't hurt.

Since then I've pretty much suppressed my emotions. More damaging that embarassing, I guess.

you sissy, i got slapped by my friend when i was in kindergarden and din't cry, and that' ish hurt too! when he got in trouble with the teacher, he started crying though, hahaha

i also fell off a rocking horse and hit my head on the hard tile but didn't cry, i just walked it off, and that was at 5! of course i wanted to but didn't

A year later I fell off the monkey bars and ripped the skin of my chin off, it hung there. I later returned home, pulled out the rocks that have embeded themselves inside my face, and went to bed. No, I didn't cry.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
Probably at age 14 when I was collapsed on the ground when I was beat up by a philly cop in a case of mistaken identity, then got smacked by my dad when I came home because he said I must have deserved it.

Damn dude :Q

 

[Fritzo]

I had a similar thing happen at a party in college. Zipper open, wearing boxers, front door was wide open, and a girl in the group I was talking with yells out "OMG- I CAN SEE HIS DICK!!!!"

I get reminded of that at least once a year by friends. It's been a good 15 years ago too

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I had a similar thing happen at a party in college. Zipper open, wearing boxers, front door was wide open, and a girl in the group I was talking with yells out "OMG- I CAN SEE HIS DICK!!!!"

I get reminded of that at least once a year by friends. It's been a good 15 years ago too

do you feel ashamed about it or feel proud about it?

 

[Platypus]

*random dick story*

There, that seems to be the norm right?

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I had a similar thing happen at a party in college. Zipper open, wearing boxers, front door was wide open, and a girl in the group I was talking with yells out "OMG- I CAN SEE HIS DICK!!!!"

I get reminded of that at least once a year by friends. It's been a good 15 years ago too

if in doubt

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: jewno

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I had a similar thing happen at a party in college. Zipper open, wearing boxers, front door was wide open, and a girl in the group I was talking with yells out "OMG- I CAN SEE HIS DICK!!!!"

I get reminded of that at least once a year by friends. It's been a good 15 years ago too

do you feel ashamed about it or feel proud about it?

That would be a big *Embarrassed*. She just screamed it, everyone fell dead silent....wow.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: jewno

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I had a similar thing happen at a party in college. Zipper open, wearing boxers, front door was wide open, and a girl in the group I was talking with yells out "OMG- I CAN SEE HIS DICK!!!!"

I get reminded of that at least once a year by friends. It's been a good 15 years ago too

do you feel ashamed about it or feel proud about it?

That would be a big *Embarrassed*. She just screamed it, everyone fell dead silent....wow.

she saw your anteater lol

 

[chuckywang]

One of my friends likes to embarrass other people. He once yelled at me across a Jimmy John's, "Hey, you still got the gay porn?"

Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "Yeah. When do you want it back?"

 

[miniMUNCH]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
One of my friends likes to embarrass other people. He once yelled at me across a Jimmy John's, "Hey, you still got the gay porn?"

Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "Yeah. When do you want it back?"

Nice...


My moment:

I was in ymca youth camp during the summer after 7th grade...we took a beach trip.

So I'm running along the beach through some low breakers with a couple of other guys/girls in the camp and giving one of the girls, who I had a crush on (she was a year older than me), a hard time. Well, I think she sort of liked me, and she dove at me to try and tackle me into the surf.

I kinda juked her but she gotta a hand on my trunks and, to this day I don't understand how this happened, pants me so that my wet trunks (with the mesh underwear) were kicking around my ankles.

Needless to say, I tripped on my trunks and fell...BA'ing half of Zuma beach and exposing my twig and berries as well.

Well, trying to rapidly pull up wet trunks is a object of futility so I had to hop/shuffle for good 5+ seconds to get to deeper water, still BA'ing everyone and waving my 13 year old equipment at the incoming boarders, before I could cover my nakedness in the surf and get my trunks on again.

13 is an impressionable age and I don't think I quite got over the horror of that event until the first time a woman gave a slight gasp of apprehension/suprise and told me "it's not going to fit".

 

[Last Rezort]

read my mexico story

"so i was im mexico"

 

[delroy]

man those are some pretty crappy stories!

keep em coming