Most embarrassing Freudian slip you've done?

[onza]

i said the word breast instead of bread i think once.

thats all i can recall

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: PatboyX
i like the shepard smith jlo BJ-block party one.

that came to mind for me right away also. Funny guy.

 

[upsciLLion]

lmao :thumbsup:

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: ItmPls
What the fvck is a freudian slip

When you accidentally say a word incorrectly and it just happens to be sexual in meaning.

No.

Freudian slip:

Noun
A verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion.

It's well known that Freud was obsessed with the subconcious sexual capacity of humans. The definition has just been bastardized by its common usage in lay conversation.

 

[Grey]

I went to borrow a co-workers pen and asked to borrow her breast. Thankfully she laughed it off but damn I couldn't look her in the eye for a two weeks.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: ItmPls
What the fvck is a freudian slip

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and you mean your mother.

Best one I've heard though was at work one morning. We shout stuff across the trading desk so we don't duplicate efforts and one of our younger guys was trying to call a contact with the last name "Mifflin". He shouted across the desk, "I'm calling Milf!"

At 4:30 am, it had us rolling.

ZV

 

[chrisms]

I asked a female co-worker to 'give me a head' instead of 'give me a hand,' but it worked out in my favor. The customers seemed to be offended, however.

 

[rocadelpunk]

i've gotten bitten by the ole organism/orgasm bug a few times.

 

[KarenMarie]

that was pretty funny. she regrouped pretty well.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: ItmPls
What the fvck is a freudian slip

It's people like you that need to be shot.

That is all.

 

[imported_goku]

I bet she was looking at some guy and was thinking what she was goanna with him afterwards...

 

[SpiderX]

That's hilarious. She's a local Anchor here in my city. She prowls the bars often on the weekends, so I'm not suprised she had that on her mind.