Most embarrasing product combinations when checking out?!

[djs1w]

So I walk into CVS tonight. Pick up a package of condoms and a pair of tweezers. To make matters worse, the girl that rang me out, was a hottie. Man I felt DUMB!

 

[pulse8]

baby oil and a disposable camera

 

[yobarman]

bwhahahaa....


i think buy bananans and jimmy wraps would be a funny combination.

 

[minendo]

baby oil and vegetables

 

[prodigy]

Cucumbers and Vaseline.

Maxim magazine, hand lotion, box of tissues.

 

[arigato]

My sister once bought condoms and a father's day card - totally unrelated purchases
My ex who was a tattoo artist bought rubber gloves, baby oil, and mouthwash (gloves and oil were for a tattoo he was doing)

 

[TheDingo]

Condoms, lube, and a fathers day card

 

[RambleOn]

KY Jelly, condoms, tissues, bananas, Muscle building magazine, Preperation H

 

[Keego]

milk and cookies :Q

 

[DataFly]

Go up to the checkout counter with the following: 2 LARGE cucumbers, 1 box of condoms, 1 tub of vaseline.

Then walk up the checkout counter with another guy, and keep your arm around his shoulder.

Watch the clerk's face.

 

[Linflas]

I once bought a bottle of Champagne and a box of condoms at a local drugstore. The checkout girl could see I was embarrassed and asked me if I had a big evening planned.

 

[gotsmack]

1 package of gerbil food and 1 tub of vaseline




I didn't actually buy this stuff but it would be funny.

 

[VTHodge]

anything and a box of condoms is an instant inuendo.

 

[b0mbrman]

<< anything and a box of condoms is an instant inuendo. >>



I think that's cuz the condoms imply sex

 

[TallBill]

hmm.. if yer embarassed to buy condoms.. you probably shouldnt be buying them...

 

[ohtwell]

Tampons or pads for your g/f or wife (without her there).

 

[QTPie]

<< hmm.. if yer embarassed to buy condoms.. you probably shouldnt be buying them.. >>


well, you can go to Health Center at school to buy condom, too. It's cheap. Sometimes they set up a booth and give it out free.,

 

[rgwalt]

Condoms, lube, yougurt, and fish hooks.

Ryan

 

[rubix]

how about cat fancy magazine and some yellow dish scrubbing gloves and vasoline

 

[SleeplessHeart]

dildo and condom

 

[jinduy]

easy, jock itch cream EXTRA STRENGTH!

 

[Jfur]

my boss in high school DEVOURED this product called "Gas-X" and I would have to go buy it for her several times each month along with her favorite "food" -- Bubblicious chewing gum. One time, the guy who sat behind me in English class saw me!

 

[cherrytwist]

Imodium and toilet paper.

 

[ProviaFan]

Not my personal experience but it's still funny...

In the book Virus Hunter, the guy who wrote it (C. J. Peters), tells of the time he was in South America (or was it Africa? I can't remember), and he was taking small blood samples from thousands of people. Then he would put the samples in small glass vials, but to keep the vials from breaking when they were put close to each other in the liquid nitrogen cooler, he would have to put them in some protective coating...so he used condoms.
Of course he commented that it must have seemed strange to the higher-ups that they were getting orders of thousands of condoms.

 

[BoberFett]

If you really wanna have some fun with the clerk at a store try this.

If you're buying beer or cigarettes or something, also take a pack of diapers and some baby food up to the register. Only have enough money in your wallet for what you actually want to buy. When you don't have enough, ask her to take the diapers off. When you still don't have enough, ask her to take the baby food off. Pay for your beer, say thank you, and walk away enjoying the puzzled look on her face.