Most disturbing sex story?

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  1. Schadenfreude

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    This might be a bit much for the morning crowd, I mean, just waking up and all, but what's the most disturbing sex story you've heard? I've got a few, both first hand accounts to hearsay . . ..

    Too many good ones - I have a few, but I'll save them for later - I want to think about them and type them out properly as so I can give them justice . . ..
     
  2. meltdown75

    meltdown75 Lifer

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    My buddy Stu picked up a chick at a bar (one night stand) - took her home, hit it, and woke up in the morning to a very very very bad smell.

    She poopoo'd her panties overnight. :(

    Thus the nickname "Poopy Stu".

    Don't ban me!
     
  3. Jfrag Teh Foul

    Jfrag Teh Foul Diamond Member

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    Friend of a friend supposedly was really going at it when it slipped out and went back - but ITB. She screamed so loud her parents woke up :D
     
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    loup garou Lifer

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    How can you keep a disturbing sex story thread clean? Is it even pssible? :p
     
  7. Lola

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    nothing too bad...
    just one:
    Somehow, my parents let me spend the weekends at my BF's (now FI) parents house with him. His bedroom was in the basement so we had a lot of privacy.
    anyways, his mom thouhgt i slept in the bed and he on the floor but one morning she came down to his room and there we were nekkid in bed together, to make matters worse, the ligerie he had gotten for me was strewn across the floor like confetti....
    needless to say she was more embarassed than i, but it is still not talked about today, 5 yrs later!
     
  8. DanTMWTMP

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    hmm. Call me noob, but someone explain this to me. :(
     
  9. meltdown75

    meltdown75 Lifer

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    LOL...

    my ex-gf's younger sister (16 at the time?) walked into her bedroom once without knocking. she got an eyeful of her big sis taking a nice morning ride.

    DOH!
     
  10. SofaKing

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    butt seks
     
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    In the butt!
     
  12. Schadenfreude

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    That's more cute that disturbing . . ..

    Anyhow, here's one of mine; one of the ninjas (my roommates - they're training in Ninjutsu) had a girl over one night, just a fling - apparently, he made her orgasm five times . . . right after that, she sat up straight, turned towards him, held his hands out towards her . . . and played patty cake with him!

    Right afterwords, she shrunk away, covering herself with her arms, muttering "I have to go" as she was leaving . . . :confused:

    Now, just to fvck with him, we make the pattycake hand gestures aronud him. :evil:
     
  13. Fritzo

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    Can't go into too much detail, but it involves teenage oral sex in the dining room, swallowing, and a parent :eek:
     
  14. meltdown75

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    the camel's back is breaking...
     
  15. Schadenfreude

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    I gotta hear this one!
     
  16. Doggiedog

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    Nothing sexy but I like to surprise my wife sometimes by scaring her.

    One time she was taking a shower and I snuck in and tried to do a psycho on her.

    When I pulled back the curtains, it was her mom!

    She was rinsing her hair so she may not have noticed me.

    Dunno for sure.
     
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    guy I know went with his two friends to pick up this girl they talked to on the net and go out somewhere...just drive around I think....

    They pick her up and drive around a bit when all of a sudden she starts going at it with one of the guys in the back of the car (mild at first but then heats up and they really got into it)...she then has the other guy in the front come back and join in....and lastly she tried to get my buddy in on it but (and here is how I know he wasn't lying) he just couldn't perform under that kind of pressure...

    When it was all said and done she supposedly asked if she would be good enough for video with that kind of a performance and then to top it off she gave them $20 for gas...

    normally I wouldn't have believed the story, but the fact that he openly admitted he had problems with performance made me think the story is legit....
     
  18. edro

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    LOL

    You just know there will be one that puts him out of his misery.
     
  19. SofaKing

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    :laugh:
     
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    MILF?
     
  21. Doggiedog

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    NFW!
     
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    got caught eating at the Y on her parents kitchen table. Dad forget something and had to come back home to get it. not good
     
  23. Schadenfreude

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    :D So what happened? I can just imagine the faces on you guys when that happened . . ..
     
  24. meltdown75

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    ew, snail tracks on the kitchen table!
     
  25. davew0670

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    not as bad as I thought it was going to be. fully expected to be needing dental work the next day. he was pissed but we were almost 18 so they pretty much knew we doing the deed. I stayed away for a couple of weeks