Moshquerade gets a speeding ticket...

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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moshquerade's car was speeding along Interstate 81 at well over 80 miles an hour when it passed by bradruth's position...

Obviously, bradruth was compelled to pull mosh over and he asked to see her license.

After looking it over, he said to her, "It stipulates here on your license that you should be wearing glasses."

"Well, I have contacts," she replied.

"Look lady, I don't care who you know," snapped bradruth. "You're getting a ticket!"
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: Mwilding
moshquerade's car was speeding along Interstate 80 at well over 80 miles an hour when it passed by a bradruth's position...

Obviously, bradruth was compelled to pull mosh over and he asked to see her license.

After looking it over, he said to her, "It stipulates here on your license that you should be wearing glasses."

"Well, I have contacts," she replied.

"Look lady, I don't care who you know," snapped bradruth. "You're getting a ticket!"
:laugh:

change it to Interstate 81 and it's a keeper :D
 

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
As the tenatious stalker Mwilding follows close behind in his 72' Pinto:)

It's a Pacer, dude...

And what's this ****** crap? (And I know what it stands for)
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: Phil
Very poor. Sorry dude, it sucks as a joke.

moshquerade's car was speeding along Interstate 80 at well over 80 miles an hour when it passed by a Phil's position...

Obviously, Phil was compelled to pull mosh over and he asked to see her license.

After looking it over, he said to her, "It stipulates here on your license that you should be wearing glasses."

"Well, I have contacts," she replied.

"Look lady, I don't care who you know," snapped Phil. "You're getting a ticket!"


that any better? :p